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that’s the best kind

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The Picrew Of Dorian Gray

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daryl "cherche le travail" bartley πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 's avatar daryl "cherche le travail" bartley πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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we can ill afford another klendathu

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the dog in me just peed on the floor

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friendlycatsclub's avatar friendlycatsclub @holybible.bsky.social
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I think everyone might be insane except for me

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we need a president who’s not afraid to freak it

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Well behaved women seldom wield the Scepter of the Exculpator

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clown gravy's avatar clown gravy @clownbaby.bsky.social
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hello daddy hello mom i'm ur ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chch ch chchch ch ch chch chchchchchchchchchchc ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chch ch chchch ch ch chch chchchchchchchchchchcch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chch ch chchch ch ch chch chchchchchchchchchchcch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chch ch chchch ch ch chch chchchc

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sandcrab's avatar sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
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i love entering my data on enteryourdata dot com

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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few are brave enough to live the Miller High Life

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cassie's avatar cassie @its.cassie.baby
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the walmart dog has been added to ur party

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hello kelsey's avatar hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social
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women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

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oh that looks so good

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cassie's avatar cassie @its.cassie.baby
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walmart frog

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borgerville

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marissa walmart dog's avatar marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
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borgerville

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happy birthday lena!!!!

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walmart dog

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one thing i will never do is know what’s happening

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froggher 's avatar froggher @azaleastardust.bsky.social
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the best part about being an astronaut is probably getting to push all the buttons in the spaceship

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TTRPG Class Identifier's avatar TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social
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italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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friendlycatsclub's avatar friendlycatsclub @holybible.bsky.social
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If i was in mean girls tina fey wld have called it nice girls

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our shooting schedule is all fucked up i keep ruining takes by fucking farting

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viagetty's avatar viagetty @afraid.bsky.social
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can we get self-love trending?

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they unsealed the gooning tomb and i was just gooning in there no problem

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i live my life a quarter pounder at a time

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spike pits near me

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mr. cannoli's avatar mr. cannoli @boner.ink
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sorry we don’t flush in this house, you are gonna have to take that with you

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i love flushing the toilet.. life begins anew

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Cranny Boy's avatar Cranny Boy @crannyboy.bsky.social
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Every movie takes place in the same universe

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sewr (legalize evil science)'s avatar sewr (legalize evil science) @episodicdownfall.bsky.social
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everyone needs to be on their best behavior today

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sitting on the toilet not even pooping, just getting in the mood

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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I don’t want to alarm anybody but I keep getting rewarded for my behavior

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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the g in lgbt stands for gooning. the l stands for let’s fuckin go. the b stands for bussy the t stands for titty

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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paint a picture it’ll take longer

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the FDA sued to stop me telling you exactly how much drywall is safe to eat, but i can at least tell you that it’s more than zero drywall

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amyπŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ's avatar amyπŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ @melatonin.bsky.social
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whats so french about this toast anyway. wheres its cigarette

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Dead Iverson's avatar Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social
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You’re getting the Wal. As in fantastic deals at Wal-Mart

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Cockwafina's avatar Cockwafina @fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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we need to melt our phones down and use them to make garden tools

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if you don’t get any new emails for 15 minutes you get to go home

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i have two moods

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hello kelsey's avatar hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social
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calling hello kitty a cab cuz she just drank for the first time lmao

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livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭's avatar livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 @mousegirl.boo
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hold on tight spider mommy

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