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cait@cait.bsky.social |
this is the type of shit you find as foreshadowing in audio logs scattered around an abandoned space station in a sci-fi horror game
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cait@cait.bsky.social |
this is the type of shit you find as foreshadowing in audio logs scattered around an abandoned space station in a sci-fi horror game
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乁(꒡ꆚ꒡ ς)
@inept.expert
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Nurse Nancy’s mouth did not move, but the lightly auto tuned voice sounded out from behind her generated avatar irregardless. “Do not trust nurse Abigail. She does not listening to any of us, she speaks alone”
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Piratedan7
@piratedan7.bsky.social
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sure, lets start using it as an alternative health care plan for the board of directors first, y'know to establish Proof of Concept....
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Library Ogre
@libraryogre.bsky.social
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Just before you encounter a nurse-robot with a chainsaw.
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Non-existent Patricia
@nonexistpatricia.bsky.social
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Right before you find this guy
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5th wave Fremenist 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🐔
@droctorock.bsky.social
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Dystopian af
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@trixienorton.bsky.social
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How are they going to avoid being sued for malpractice? It's going to end up like every online symptom checker, telling you that you have cancer for liability purposes.
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Brian Williams (He/Him)
@professionalhench.bsky.social
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That makes twice in one day that I’ve needed to point out that “Move fast and break things” shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near medical care. This timeline sucks.
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ZHUGE LIANG
@shuchancellor.online
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bold plan, let's see how that works out for them
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MrBleargh
@mrbleargh.bsky.social
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The next ad will be written in Latin with an embedded video of someone screaming in the background.
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Mark
@yacfoaky.bsky.social
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It's probably a Red Dwarf episode.
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MegaManchego
@megamanchego.bsky.social
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“Advice”. Advice isn’t worth shit. Also, if I wanted whatever crummy advice AI would give me, I’d just print a page out rom webMD. Also, last I checked AI wasn’t capable of drawing blood or anything that might actually make a difference.
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Full Metal Jackin' it
@shermikeman.bsky.social
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Calling it Hippocratic is really fucking disingenuous
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Mike Behr
@mabehr.bsky.social
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Honestly though, it’s probably better advise than one would get from a lot of nurses in my area. They were among the most hardcore antivaxxers.
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Nicole Brookus
@nbrookus.bsky.social
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At that point I can just use Dr. Google for free, with likely the same iffy quality of results.
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Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
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“Humans get sick too much. If they drink bleach, they will no longer get sick!”
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nonbinary papa iv
@aardvarkwizard.bsky.social
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I am currently on voice chat with my bff who is a nurse and I am not going to spoil his night with this
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Dr. Dick Hoover - forceps baby
@drdickhooverjr.bsky.social
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"as you can see, 'linda' here only sent 17% of people home to sleep off their chest pains and shortness of breath"
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🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪
@aintyouspecial.bsky.social
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except it wont end so dramatically it'll just be the depressing and lame "so all those people went out of work and lost their homes and starved"
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Ashlynn James
@ashjames.bsky.social
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So... Are we still gonna need health insurance to go to verified WebMD or...?
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Bloody hell, in perpetuity...
@knaveryesque.bsky.social
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"Why are the AI nurses trying to kill us?" ad infinitum?
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L.C.
@ssddftp.bsky.social
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Naming a program Hippocratic that will inevitably do lots of harm is just...
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max rez
@maxrez.bsky.social
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for some reason the thing I find most offensive is that the AI "nurses" are represented by cartoonish avatars of real nurses. "we know you find this image of a human trustworthy, so will use that for our carbon-spewing, cold, corporate robot"
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J. A. Baldwin
@jocetta.bsky.social
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This is the AI that is still not sure how many fingers people have. Right.
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DVS
@dvsblast.bsky.social
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*STATIC* -the Omnitio Systems! ...repeat! th*STATIC* are being fed into[into][to]-- the only option is to *STATIC*
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠
@petestaiano.com
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Dead Space 4
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KurtChester66Red ❤️💜💙 451
@chester66red.bsky.social
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Or Umbrella Corps (Resident Evil)
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K
@fukang.bsky.social
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I heard "access denied" sound from half-life reading this
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heath
@marigolds.bsky.social
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Fallout 4 is real
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Molly Miller
@arghlita.bsky.social
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This infuriates me. Years ago, the VA introduced a streamlined system for triage where a person with basic medical vocabulary could ask patients questions that would guide the interviewer to possible diagnosis *so they could expedite care* by referring them to the correct person.
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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nothing about this would be good for patients-not when each patient deserves individualized care. you can't automate that.
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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radical lisa loebotomy
@nfornihilism.net
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white people assed names too
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Liem Bahneman
@liembo.bsky.social
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AI is not ready for healthcare
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Harbinger of Chaos
@harbingerofchaos.bsky.social
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Horizon: Zero Dawn
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CuriouslyCory
@curiouslycory.com
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Anytime I see something like Amazon Health or Walmart Doc I cringe at the dystopian landscape coming into focus before me. The intersection of health and for-profit business is never a good match. However there's a shortage of nurses and doctors. If AI can help take the easy cases it could be a win.
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