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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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yeah, but not all twitter
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ@cameronpaton.bsky.social |
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Get into it.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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yeah, but not all twitter
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Tom
@pourmysongsout.bsky.social
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I listened to two Santana songs in a row on YouTube and all of my ads switched to Spanish. That's not a joke, it really just happened. And only Oye Como Va contained any Spanish in it. I wonder if I watch Def Leppard's Rock of Ages intro twice if I'll start getting German ads
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, level up
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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Alannis told us she had one hand in her pocket but never mentioned who that hand belonged to.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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Cry Like your ex is watching but they're not your ex yet.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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remember that time out in the park when your baby just wouldn't quit crying so I gave her my key ring to get some relief well it jangled so nice and we all had some fun until it was time to leave.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I pronounce it schiken close enough. unless it's Thursday. when I pronounce it cheek-on. and tuna, of course, is the schiken of the schee
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Sorry I'm late, I'm on Uranus time
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I grew up with a Sheltie that, while normally mild-mannered, went berserk if she caught scent of a skunk or porcupine. you'd think she would learn... but it was some instinct she could never get past. plenty of tomato juice baths and pulling quills from her face. every. single. summer.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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might fuck around and change my username to INVΔLID HΔNDLΞ
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I didn't know he played with such a wide Range of musicians
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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we got a local one named Pho King but if yours gets really popular with the lineups and shit you could call it Pho Queue
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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lol
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I'll go out on a limb and guess it's not a Forest Whitaker, who cited irreconcilable differences in his divorce reference... but a Tiger Woods, who was seeing a Denny's waitress on the side reference. which makes me show my stupidity... because I never understood why Tiger was ever in a Denny's
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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like that cheap hot chocolate powder I, too am neither rich nor creamy. but if you bought me a T-shirt with those words across the front, I'd wear it.
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Telling my plant as I water them. Don’t you look succulent today..
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I have never wanted anyone to suddenly play Freebird.
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slleeves 🎀
@sllevs.bsky.social
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I’ve started removing my dog’s collar at night because I imagine it’s the same feeling as taking your bra off before bed and she deserves that.
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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what's better? Ryan Seacrest or Graham Pie Crust?
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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instead of some moronic challenge where folks eat laundry detergent maybe there could be an Alabama-specific version where they smoke a huge spliff of the stuff. then, if the folks in Cambridge want to do it, it would be twice as funny
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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I’ll never be famous. Mostly because I’ve used the memory wipe to get out of plans too many times.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I quit archaeology when the museum made me pay for my own revolver.
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BoneChocolates
@bonechocolates.bsky.social
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Draw me like one of your fucked-up eyebrows.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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queues up the Randy Johnson vs pigeon gif
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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would you rather get hit in the nuts with John Daly using his driver or a Roger Clemens fast ball?
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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*bark* what's that Lassie? *bark, bark* Frank pushed a kid down the well?? *bark, bark*
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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maybe they'll exchange sexy phone numbers with Cora Nett and Guy Tarr
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I really should DL an emoji pack for this place. know way to know what those 4x blank boxes might mean. very much hoping they're not eggplant. or chocolate soft serve
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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lol
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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well. that came out of left Garfield
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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yep. don't wait to take that hang gliding course. get 'er done.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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crappy
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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in car. sir rated.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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I learned to weld in high school. that should tell you all you need to know of my intellectual prowess
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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don't hold out on the arbitrary. go for 420
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FEISTY😈
@crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
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Be the woman with the handbag. The Woman with the Handbag. Kvinnan med handväskan; “The lady with the handbag"is a photograph taken in Växjö, Sweden on 13 April 1985 by photojournalist Hans Runesson. It depicts a 38 yr old woman, Danuta Danielsson, hitting a marching Neo-Nazi with a handbag.
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@usernamenull.bsky.social
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If they don’t use a white Bronco for the hearse so help me god.
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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Jon Card died. One of my favorite drummers ever. Personality Crisis, DOA, SNFU... he was a good guy. and I loved the way he played.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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wow. they're both so incredibly wrong... I'd err on the side of "honk it" because it sounds more fun and engaging
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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sad to say. but, yorked up is a term that might stick with me.
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Be the Reason the Villagers Carry Torches & Pitchforks Be Weird my Friends 🧚☕️🧚
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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real luxuries #1 - fresh air to breathe #2 - indoor plumbing #3 - friends you can trust if you've got these things, you're in the top 35% of the worlds humans.
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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probably seen this band more times than any other. love those guys
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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
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you call it an exhibition I call it fighting for the title of who gives a fuck. basically the same thing
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