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99 people can walk past/use a free library box but it only takes 1 to fill it with glue or whatever. Crappy people can make a disproportionate impact, but don’t represent the majority

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David Waldman's avatar David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social
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Would a statement from the “White House physician” that Biden is perhaps the healthiest president in history, and that he’s built like a linebacker do the trick? And would you not then elect that physician to Congress? No? I don’t get it.

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We don’t claim him

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Considering how many people who are self identified “politics junkies” skipped watching the debate live, how many ‘normies’ watched it? Zero I didn’t watch it, I don’t care if Biden didn’t *wow* the chattering class of pundits. Trump is a fascist who will destroy American democracy.

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Oh man, capacitor not discharged on your CRT when you touch it? Roll D6 to see if you meet the Dev team …

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You committed being poor? Jail! Jail for 1,000 years! You committed High Treason? Listen … lets’s think about the implications of this …

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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Me waiting on someone to take the Branson Reese bait …

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The 2012 London Olympics?

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It does seem like real Feds would follow something like the old OSS “How to Sabotage Productivity” manual?

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Hear me out, we add *ONE* more lane and it will be fixed …

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Narrator: it will not

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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RIP Donald Sutherland, who gave us so many great performances, including a WWII tank commander/beatnik.

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If you’re ever in the U.K. There used to be good tables from Soho down to Brighton.

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Just hope Tommy never shows up at your arcade. Even on my favorite table, he can beat my best.

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emptywheel's avatar emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social
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Again, this contrasts with the fact that multiple jurors felt pretty safe going to the press right after Hunter Biden's verdict.

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Everyone now and then, dudes who need an explanation for why nobody likes them reinvent phrenology…

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Yes, it's Kuma-Chan from Furaffinity's avatar Yes, it's Kuma-Chan from Furaffinity @kumachan.bsky.social
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Please let her fly her shame flag. It really fits with the whole “my neighbors were mean to me, so I am going to fly a critical distress flag” crybaby aesthetic.

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Ah so I guess they are just chasing quarterly profits at the expense of everything else like Boeing?

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Damnit! I found out about the cyber truck game this week and I lost it this week! I live in rural bumfuck nowhere!

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It does seem like they haven’t figured that out. Although, is that really their main incentive? My guess is that their imperative is to build hype, capture market share, then get to a public IPO as fast as possible and bail out immediately. Leave all the suckers to figure it out.

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Everyone responsible for pushing gacha games to the point they are now should be tried, found guilty, and executed by dropping a multi-ton pallet of money on them.

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Hang though … what if we REAAALLLLLY lean into a penis size joke? That’ll win hearts and minds right?

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Angry and violent turtle-based lifting regime, work on strength and agility at the same time.

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You’re going to need a bike to put on the back. May I suggest …

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New York City?!?! Get a rope

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If this were 2006 and they were the ACLU, lil shrub would have drone striked them by now

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Alan Baxter's avatar Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social
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It's insane that there are people out there who still don't understand this.

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These guys haven’t been watching the videos out of Ukraine where an FPV drone chases someone around for a minute or two before blowing him up have they? Actually starting a real honest shooting war gets you killed in ways the last war never prepared anyone for. It doesn’t make a bunch of Rambo’s

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Me: I like my comfort games janky as shit with a *ton* of bugs. Bathesda: MY BROTHER!

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someone keep an eye on the Alitos’ flagpole tonight

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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To enjoy it is not to say it fixes everything. You are allowed to enjoy it because it’s funny.

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pete's right, and besides, the meter's better

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Next week’s cover of The New Yorker just dropped.

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David Waldman's avatar David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social
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Flying my upside-down flag upside-down.

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I don’t know why, but Amazon is currently running an amazing deal on my book STARGAZING (it’s currently $3.97) so uh if you’re interested and haven’t picked it up yet, now might be the time! amzn.to/3X3FUZL

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Me watching “Truth Social” explode

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