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one of the most dishonest things people in my profession do is pretend as if “the story” and “the narrative” isn’t something they have direct control over

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exactly what I am looking for, thank you

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I need an annotated breakdown, footnotes. I know a rich text when I see one but I do not have the knowledge to read it.

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I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.

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outstanding

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I am not capable of diagnosing Biden from video or in person but I am 100% confident declaring certain media I previously respected to be terminally stupid and/or malevolent

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Jonathan Bernstein's avatar Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social
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One thing: as people have said, many have known someone who declined rapidly. But we’ve *also* someone who was cognitively aces but gets treated as an idiot because of physical and/or superficial issues. And…

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Asawin Suebsaeng's avatar Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social
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For most of its history, America hasn’t been a democracy, by any meaningful definition of the term! This isn’t some It Can’t Happen Here shit, in a way, it’s already happened. It just may not have directly affected you.

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The Drowsy Chappell Roan's avatar The Drowsy Chappell Roan @texaninnyc.bsky.social
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The bartender at my local pub is from Cork. His response to anyone ordering an Irish Car Bomb: "Can't make you that, but I can make a 9/11. It's just two kamikazes dropped in a Manhattan."

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Its the "not showing your whole ass" part they are definitely not doing. And Abigail Disney ain't Boss Tweed.

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What happened to good ol' Democratic machine politics where five dudes in a smoke-filled room figured this shit out without showing their whole ass? Embarrassing lack of tradition.

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Showing underbelly is literally the only thing thats been accomplished! I've not a single realistic proposal for the mechanics of it that also prevents a shitshow at the convention or VP Mike Johnson. Just pants wetting and fantasies that conveniently assume somebody else will figure it out!

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Just going to put this out there: Biden has been the most legislatively effective president since LBJ. The most pro-labor president WW2. He's done more re climate change than any POTUS. He's built an international coalition for Ukraine despite Russia-fueld GOP opposition. And yeah: he's hella old.

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Many U.S. states disenfranchise people for years after they've been in prison, in some places for life.

The U.K. allows people to vote if they're not in prison. In France, people can mostly vote from prison, let alone after. boltsmag.org/how-voting-w...

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Willie Fitzgerald's avatar Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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"It's simple, we kill the Batman"

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Is this a tax thing

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Your honor, with all due respect, prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

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COLUMNIST: Biden's economy is doing good. But maybe too good? EDITOR: No, no, you now work in Arts and Music section. COLUMNIST:

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Fair point, I misread and thought RS had gotten word from Gaiman but apparently not!

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oic no one else has received a statement from Gaiman

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The 23yo nanny was in 2022, and Rolling Stone refers to Gaiman's own response which claims the bath incident was consensual and "making out", which sounds like an admission it happened.

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Literally an episode of Atlanta

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He has to fight the Supreme Six in a hallway with only a hammer.

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With allies like this (anonymously telling this to the NYT) who needs enemies?

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The giant jungle garden attached to the Singapore Airport? Folks…It’s good

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Your honor, with all due respect, the things, you say, your purple prose just gives you away, the things, you say you're unbelievable

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one taco, one hot dog, and one calzone please

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This is fucking rich coming from Flathead, who has been unswervingly wrong over 30 years of English-language-raping punditry, and should have sailed into the sunset in the early goddamn 90s to live off the real estate fortune he married.

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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Again, Black people are an exception here, as basically anyone who stayed in the Jim Crow South has a living memory of living under what amounted to fascism, including the “always walking on eggshells/lack of social trust/long periods of boring endurance/randomized terrifying violence”

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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My fellow Americans, with these new executive powers I am ordering our nations dairies and parlors to provide everyone in this great nation with free ice cream cones, on demand and in perpetuity. Everybody loves ice cream, I know I do.

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Holy shit, the Supreme Court actually wrote that Trump telling Pence to claim the wildly unconstitutional power to single-handedly reject certified Electoral College votes, thereby overthrowing Constitutional democracy, can't be illegal because POTUS and VP talking about it makes it an official act.

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unusually, i had no meetings this morning so i slept until the glorious hour of 7:30, leisurely started work around 8, now that i'm caught up on emails and slack, i'm going to read the news and jesus fucking christ

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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Make a band greasy. Larde

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🤔 washing machine symbols🤔

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Specifically when he does homework its usually an academic or other serious *book* on the Reconstruction or Nixon etc. and he clearly lays out the thesis whereas these other chuckleheads read Paul Ryan's memoir or Paul Graham's latest manifesto and give dust jacket blurbs

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Who is this dingdong

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Debate not showing up in the polls? Don't worry, we'll keep talking about it until it does (see also: Columbia University and trans kids)

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