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colleen

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i just wanna eat chips and mind my own business

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I can respect that

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the superior taylor poster

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Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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BREAKING: a second chomsky has hit the coffins

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I love Raul I miss Raul I’m so tired I hate my job I need to be HUGGED i need my head KISSED

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bruce: you ain’t a beauty but hey you’re all right mary: ok

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currently in tears over these two dogs

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this is my emotional support huge penis

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I get a FULL Raul weekend this weekend and I’m so HAPPY

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more foods should be boneless. but none of them are.

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I cannot handle a new Taylor swift album being out in a matter of hours

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Raul is making a beautiful feast for dinner which is why I will forgive him for only taking pics of me where I look like this

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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there is no law that says you can't scuttle like a crab in your workplace

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they should have scheduled the eclipse for today instead, the weather is way better

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i dont really see ocd as a disability.. thanks to my ocd i not only have great posture but ive also prevented thousands of supernatural deaths

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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You might think an eclipse should take place on a Sunday, the sun's day. But while the sun gets all the attention, an eclipse is really the moon's deal, so a Monday does make more sense.

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Not seeing Raul this weekend which so instead I have to keep causing earthquakes

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angels will say shit like "be not afraid" even though i be very afraid?? like

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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is it really a girl's night out without any ritual sacrifices?

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the chopped up food trend is the grossest goddamn thing ever

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