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Citizen_Kang

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I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile

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I walked out thinking it was the silliest Godzilla movie ever made, even including the Toho ones where he dances or does that jump kick. I loved it

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god i love online

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If the renter is paying the mortgage they should get the equity, it’s goddamn ridiculous

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Jonny Morris's avatar Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."

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Never missing a chance to share this Safely Endangered comic

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Much like Yoda, Biden will spend his next confrontation with a foe somersaulting improbably around the room, before getting pantsed and slinking off to a swamp for 20 years, leaving the rest of the galaxy to deal with the fascists

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My most recent game was the first time I used freezing pots against her; those knock her out of WFD instantly, highly recommended

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People in the Shadow Lands are all “oh Miquella the Kind” and I’m all “yeah, Miquella the guy whose sister is a giant bitch”

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George Lucas in 1999 making a movie about how the senate and Supreme Court are hopelessly corrupt:

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Leto II (voice absolutely booming out as the latest Duncan rails a lady who looks like Jessica): 1,000 GENERATIONS OF CUCKS LIVE WITHIN ME!

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Was watching someone do a Let’s Play of 8 when it came out and at one point she said “Since when did Chris smoke” and I got “akshully” thinking of this specific fmv (I did not actually akshully) (hell yeah)

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Not to defend Stancil but the oldest Millennials graduated into the Dotcom bust, there were a few ok but weird years during the Iraq war, then the big one kept labor down for years after the economy had ostensibly recovered. I’m a young Xer and I saw how tough it was for friends slightly younger

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(Removes shoes, shuffles up to the microphone) Ca-GAY-dian (Shuffles back to the door, puts shoes back on)

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Gay Decider's avatar Gay Decider @boo.bsky.social
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For 400 likes I will print out this flyer for my show on Friday and stick it in this cybertruck's flaccid windshield wiper thing

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Greg Andraste Sideyr's avatar Greg Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com
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Reskeet your mental state

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Shit, you’re right about that. I haven’t had Arby’s curly fries in at least a decade but they were fantastic

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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

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Look, the clip from I Think You Should Leave where Tim is in the hotdog costume gets passed around a bunch these days, but has it ever been more appropriate?

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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Not the point! The point is to normalize the idea that Alito should resign and that Roberts is compromised for not demanding it of him. If the tactic works, he resigns. If they resist, the tactic successfully indicts them by popular sovereignty. Either way, we have the basis for reform.

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“How about a game of cards? Gwent, specifically”

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255 of the summer's avatar 255 of the summer @255.bsky.social
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yeah, it turns out that like 70% of the time A.I. just stands for An Indian

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(Robot trying to sound human voice) Adorn your grasping tubes!

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Al Yankovic's avatar Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social
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I WAS going to record "Wah Gwan Delilah" for my next single, but apparently somebody already beat me to it.

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What would be funnier, he goes to prison 3 days before the RNC or he flees the country 4 days before the RNC?

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Autism Powers's avatar Autism Powers @petervulfranc.bsky.social
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A piece of film criticism I still think about constantly

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Colin McMillen's avatar Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev
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"average US worker attends 3 meetings a day" factoid actualy statistical error. Networkings Georg, who lives under hotdesk and uses AI to attend 10,000 simultaneous zoom calls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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The worst thing to happen to HBO’s Westworld was the decision to rewrite the story because internet sleuths had guessed the upcoming plot (based on clues already in the story, which is actually great writing!!!!)

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From the beginning I’ve been as mad about this as those electric 2 wheel skateboards for children that they called “hoverboards”. Just names for things with no connection to the things themselves

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alexandxor's avatar alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social
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my ai girlfriend has a fishing minigame, so who's the loser now

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When I was 17 years old I saw a touring production of Tommy at the Paramount Theatre in Seattle and Grace? It changed me. I’ve been a different person these last 28 years because of that one day (you’re not wrong about the overstimulating thing, but I think it was part of all that)

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I know I won’t win, which is a shame because how photogenic is this girl?

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“Here are the three important things on which we will focus. Also, here is a fourth thing that is precisely counter to the first three, which I will include for some reason”

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Good morning to the word "Verschlimmbesserung", which people can use to describe purported upgrades that actually make things worse for the user.

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New Jersey is the only state where it is illegal to pump your own gas. I’m not saying legality would be a deterrent for this gentleman, but it seems like it would be harder to pull off with the attendants and all

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Reporter standing in front a group of bewildered millennials: They’re known as “Meatwad Voters”, and they might just be the key to the next election Flustered millennial speaking into the reporter’s mic: I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this!

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Never feud with an Italian rapper; they’re all very eager to make a diss album

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