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What's the Alamo?


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I really don't

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Putting On Lip Balm To Kiss Kitties Or Fuck, I Got Fur Stuck All On My Mouth Again the Danger Tits story

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My fattest, smallest kitty keeps flopping against my legs for butt pats ๐Ÿ˜ญ I love her so much

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Alright alright alright alright

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Saw them live several times lol

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I appear to be the only person that came in on this side of the building. No administration is here, just me and the nurses

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Nina Metz's avatar Nina Metz @ninametz.bsky.social
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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: โ€œThe Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Childrenโ€ The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR

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Shoegaze Dadโ˜ญ's avatar Shoegaze Dadโ˜ญ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
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Man disappointed to find that app that promised to improve his mental health just a fancy todo app

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Not fun!

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they can get bent!

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Yeah the whole office I work in left early, WHY DON'T YOU? Oh, you don't want to? Then don't try to read others because they have a life and family

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My boss that has decided to be on call 24/7 because she wants to be tried to act like she was put out for working every holiday for the last 23 years and I'm like.....Bitch, I know you did that because you wanted to. Do NOT expect that kind of work ethic from me, EVER.

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๐•Š๐•’๐•ฃ๐•’๐•™ ๐•‚๐•š๐•ฅ๐•–๐Ÿช ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ 's avatar ๐•Š๐•’๐•ฃ๐•’๐•™ ๐•‚๐•š๐•ฅ๐•–๐Ÿช ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ @sarahkite.bsky.social
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ok hear me out

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Amen

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Considering it's always shaking a little in CA I'm sure she's right

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Fuck yeah

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My right ear keeps randomly getting warm and turning red, and I can't figure out wtf. Pretty sure it's just the right one, and there is no pain. Best I can figure is allergies? How stupid

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The best American soda. Wait it's American right? Maybe it's Mexican.

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I found this ages ago on Twitter so I figured it was time to post it here. Click the link for a fun little sea related existential crisis

neal.fun/deep-sea/?__...

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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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This has made me feel such a huge range of emotions

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Shits getting really out of control

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The only way to get a slight deal is hitting the app. Just walking in and ordering pricing is obscene

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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Just like Ma Bell, I got that ill-maintained infrastructure

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Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women

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Geometric bowl givin' the ol razzle dazzle

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I miss my zune!!

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

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My birthday is in November so I highly approve

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lmao I have seen 2 here so nowhere is safe

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Traveling back in time to explain our current moment to the founding fathers, who react with horror; when I return the constitution explicitly forbids appointing Catholics to the Supreme Court

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Nancy knows what the fuck is up lol

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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The real hero of this day, and any day

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๐Ÿ˜

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I keep thinking I need to make some of these, because I want extra heat and garlic

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I accidentally bought waterproof mascara, I'm so fucking mad. I can't get this shit off my eyes๐Ÿ˜ซ

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I wish

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๐ŸŽถOnce my lover now my friend What a cruel thing to pretend

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Fuck yeahhhhhhhhh

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It is funny to think about Biden doing anything with the new royal powers that the Supreme Court has given him especially considering that he absolutely will not do that and they wouldn't have made this ruling if they thought he would

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This country is a fuckin joke, but not one of those funny ones. More like the kind that came fwd: 62 times in an email

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Gee fuckin wiz, I just got here right now and it appears it hit the fan recently

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 30,1958

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Kat 's avatar Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social
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I feed two cats in the morning. I feed two cats at night. I feed two cats in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I feed two cats in time of peace and two in times of war. I feed two cats and then I feed two cats. And then I feed them more.

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