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𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢
@battfink.bsky.social
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Wooga
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780 followers 629 following 4415 posts
Huh
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𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢
@battfink.bsky.social
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Wooga
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Dude
@prosaic.bsky.social
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Oh hi there
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Involved in a low speed police chase around a Joann Fabrics parking lot
1 replies 39 reposts 96 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Snapchat would be a great name for a support group of married people who are ready to murder each other.
4 replies 43 reposts 104 likes
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Going to start signing emails with “absolutely zero regards” until someone notices.
12 replies 57 reposts 177 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I can't see the florist for the bees fuck it send skeet.
0 replies 53 reposts 131 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*pours out beer for all the unrecorded steps while watch is charging*
1 replies 29 reposts 51 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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I feel no certain way about seeing you, i just have a boner
3 replies 13 reposts 17 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct
14 replies 54 reposts 211 likes
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Mike’s Hard Look at His Life
6 replies 47 reposts 238 likes
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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on the next episode of copse
9 replies 37 reposts 144 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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anyway here’s a baby raccoon sleeping in a hammock
42 replies 427 reposts 2829 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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the heads of my ENEMIES
17 replies 106 reposts 505 likes
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Anna Meier
@annameier.bsky.social
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
75 replies 1203 reposts 3512 likes
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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After about 300 crunches, it's time to open another family sized bag of Chicharrónes.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Kids today will never understand what it took to make mud pies and eat them because they’re too busy playing video games.
9 replies 30 reposts 120 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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The sky is on fire.
12 replies 34 reposts 150 likes
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Shoegaze Dad☭
@shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
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3 replies 32 reposts 220 likes
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night
1 replies 29 reposts 75 likes
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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Gonna start making only one post a day like I'm getting paid for it
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Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
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Putting 2FA on my raw denim jeans and soaking myself through with piss because the app is down and i cant get a Button Fly Activation code. Cant believe i gotta cut off another fucking pair of jeans
1 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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*wipes mouth You are excused, your honor
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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I want my headstone to read "He Gave Everything for the Cause"
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Ridge
@cridge17.bsky.social
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😎
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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Air BnB implies Water Hostel, Fire Yurt, and Earth Extended Stay Suite.
1 replies 6 reposts 13 likes
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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I’m sorry you came to Bluesky only to find out you’re not likeable or funny and had to return to twitter.
34 replies 135 reposts 621 likes
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Stalled Traffic
@stalledtraffic.bsky.social
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Media credibility took a hit when they suddenly stopped showing the results of blind taste tests.
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ceej
@ceej.online
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saw my first and second cybertrucks IRL today; parked nose-to-nose. looked like optimus prime forgot his dang slippers
4 replies 11 reposts 106 likes
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Notorious RBMK
@comraderobot.bsky.social
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temu i gotta say i have NO notes here
5 replies 4 reposts 29 likes
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Juan Grande
@juangrandeasu.bsky.social
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Pizza rolls are dumplings, but Bagel Bites are tapas. In this essay I will
2 replies 7 reposts 31 likes
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Enjoying a bite out of every ominous message from the great beyond it's a smorgasouija
2 replies 40 reposts 54 likes
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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eating canned ravioli I found at a 1950s nuclear test site
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Elissa
@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: The fault in your stars is that you're asking me about a holds queue while I'm trying to concentrate on making your card, Madam.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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Hey...hey...yeah, you with the Main Character Syndrome...nobody is fucking talking about you. Go to therapy, ffs. Goddamned tiresome fucking bullshit.
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@samuelwade.bsky.social
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