Daniel Wood
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Off ye fuck then, Tory cunts
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Daniel Wood@danielgwood.bsky.social |
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(he/him) Web Developer, Do Gooder, Neck Haver. Based in Fort Dauphin, Madagascar. Likes: history, travel, reading, film, neuro, rugby. Dislikes: Tories. Was @danielgwood on the defunct hellsite.
Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Off ye fuck then, Tory cunts
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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God I miss the stick war days
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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
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This is art.
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Claire Willett
@clairewillett.bsky.social
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my other favorite thing about Ishmael is how he begins like, “so you know how sometimes you’re walking around town and you’re like, ‘oh, wow, I want to punch literally everyone in the face,’ and that’s how you know it’s time to be on a boat? you know, that totally universal human experience?”
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Jill Krajewski
@jillkrajewski.bsky.social
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john oliver on protesting for palestine
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Please enjoy this brilliant metaphor that has been parked in my local health centre for a few years now.
For non-French speakers the sticker reads "Fight against COVID-19" #covid19 #coronavirus
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Toon Raccoon!
@cooner.art
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HOLY SHIT THEY FIXED VOYAGER I …!!!
blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
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Best of Hasbara
@bestofhasbara.bsky.social
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Refaat Alareer’s daughter, to whom his now-famous “If I Must Die” poem was addressed, was murdered with her husband and son in Gaza today by Israel
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Daniel Wood
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Oh good, he's recommended that we add Starlink as a backup ISP. A service which is not even estimated to be available in this country until Q3 2024
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Daniel Wood
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He's added 9 pages of fence-sitting definitions, doubling the length for no reason except serving the acronym gods. Fuckssakes
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Daniel Wood
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"Cybersecurity: Disruption to cybersecurity services can leave the organization vulnerable to cyber-attacks" ..........yep that's also true FML
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Daniel Wood
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Fuck me sideways. One of the improvements someone has made to my otherwise lean Disaster Recovery Policy is the helpful sentence "Disruption to the network infrastructure can lead to a loss of connectivity" .......................yes. Yes it can.
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Hrender
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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first person to see an eclipse: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII . . . oh okay
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the snail from startropics
@startropicsnail.bsky.social
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This is one of the stupidest things anyone has ever said
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Hahaha there are definitely fun parts of The Mummy. Fortunately I'm safe from Van Helsing tonight though, I thought of something similarly terrible to watch...
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Daniel Wood
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Yeah, pretty sure I owned the DVD at one point. I remember it being fairly appalling...but maybe it got better in the intervening decade? This is how it happens isn't it
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Jaya Saxena
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"In a press release, WCK says its team was traveling in a de-conflicted zone in cars clearly marked with the organization’s logo, and that it had coordinated its movements with the IDF." www.eater.com/24118856/isr...
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Is it bad that I'm tempted
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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i love this framing of the story AT&T diligently searched the dark web and found 80 million social security numbers left unsaid-AT&T were the ones who lost them in the first place
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Osita Nwanevu
@ositanwanevu.bsky.social
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The AI stuff is making me go slightly more insane each day. Why is any of this happening? How did all this get off the ground so quickly? With seemingly no meaningful resistance from anyone. Nobody saying, "well, hold on here, let's at least test this out for a good while."
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Daniel Wood
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Watch this space! (Hopefully about a year from now the house I never thought I'd own will be on it)
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Daniel Wood
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Interestingly on YouTube and a fair few other services I get ads if I'm VPN'd to France or the UK or something, but none/hardly any if connected without. I wonder if there's a market for people to VPN to Madagascar (and similar places where people don't want to sell ads) so you can have fewer ads...
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Stella
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Half expecting to get home and find them painting the message across the front of my house
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Daniel Wood
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Got an SMS, an email and a WhatsApp from Kenya Airways informing me about a 15 minute change to a flight time 3 months from now. Chill guys
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Kill me with kindness. Or a shovel to the face. Let’s just get this over with.
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Still funny
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Maybe missing the days of happily sitting in a sweltering concrete box coding for pseudonymous foreign companies
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Daniel Wood
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Should Tuesday go ok, then got a different big project ending on Wednesday, possibly a borehole being drilled at the new house, and a visit to the bank manager to try and convince him that I'm a real boy and should be on our joint account
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Daniel Wood
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Shaping up to be an all-time week. Tomorrow first thing we're breaking ground on our fuckin house, then I need to rush back to the office where the new security doors are being angle-grinded into shape, and ah yes, starting the biggest project of the year same day
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Anthony Moser
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Predictive text models do not ever "answer your question" They predict what an answer to your question would probably look like. Which is very, very, very different
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xph therapy
@xphtherapy.bsky.social
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You are never alone in your experience of suffering. This story resonates deeply for me. I hope it does for others reading it.
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ryan cooper
@ryanlcooper.com
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surely another one of Biden's silly exaggerations ... well I'll be goddamned
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
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this is the most joe biden paragraph ever written.
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Stu Fleming
@stuflemingnz.bsky.social
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The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered. NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Looking forward to the part where he knowingly chuckles and the other part where I pay a fee for the service without a receipt
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Daniel Wood
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I can attest to the modularity and the ease of repair. I have an older 3+ so newer models have better cameras (ironically given the OP my only complaint about it)
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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This week I have to go see the Police Commissioner again, to tell him he made a couple of mistakes on my visa paperwork, so could he please extend my temporary visa whilst we fix it. Naturally I'll be claiming all the mistakes were mine (I must have forgotten I wasn't married with kids, so sorry)
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Daniel Wood
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A brand of android phone for do-gooders and people who like repairing their own stuff 😊
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Get a fairphone! I think mine is actively inserting extra pixelation to my face. Also possibly by design 😂
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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"Thanks for your invoice [quite some time ago] unfortunately I didn't get to it in time and now the (entire) accounts team has leave next week so we can't pay it until sometime after then" No worries I assume I can leave of my bills/responsibilities for a few weeks also 😂
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Thanks!
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Brian M. Ross
@oldblackcrow.bsky.social
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Star Trek humor
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Everyone must enjoy this modern rice
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Daniel Wood
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Happy International Women's Day! #IWD
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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
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Me: *dying of laughter* Girlfriend: ... Girlfriend: ... Girlfriend: WHAT?
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Flint Dibble
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I just signed a petition supporting Welsh heritage, which is under risk with enormous proposed cuts to museums & other institutions in Wales. These are devastating to history, archaeology & culture in Wales 🏺AncientBluesky
Please SIGN and SHARE this petition: petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
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Carl T. Bergstrom
@carlbergstrom.com
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Every year we generate 300 billion pounds of plastic waste simply from packing materials, mostly used to ship shot that no one needs to places that they don’t need to be shipped in ways that we don’t have to ship them. New York Times:
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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“I’m not experienced with old cameras and these tape looking things have photos embedded in them”
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