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David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social |
Bullying him into resigning so that he can be the president of some Opus Dei college where all the classes are taught in Latin would be one of the signal press achievements of my lifetime.
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BuckyHinault
@buckyhinault.bsky.social
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... and then Joey Houseboat ("I"-WV) and Curtsey McThumbsdown ("I"-AZ) agree to block any replacement until after the election....
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Sam Lowe
@greenlantern44.bsky.social
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That would be AMAZING
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Dan
@dsmith1980.bsky.social
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Would be a real tragedy if he got sucked out of Leonard Leo’s private jet like Goldfinger. Respectfully of course.
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MB Brown
@mbbrownsf.bsky.social
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Amen So mote it be Make it so (A couple of extra religious traditions backing you up.)
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Michael Lobel
@mlobelart.bsky.social
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As my grandparents used to say, "From your lips to god's ears"
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@robjackel.bsky.social
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He'll just become a year-round fixture in LBI, scowling at the mixed-race families walking along the boardwalk.
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Georgia is a Verb
@georgiaisaverb.bsky.social
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Chair of the new Hillsdale Vexillology Department.
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Becca's Mullet
@beccasmullet.bsky.social
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YES!
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Stephen K
@5tephenk.bsky.social
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His Juneteenth celebration probably left him hung over.
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Anne Laurie
@annelaurie.bsky.social
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From your fingers to the Trickster God's ears!
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
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Sam Alito takes a whole week off for Flag Day
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Tyrone Slothrust
@yesreallyj.bsky.social
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I will personally endow a chair at a Kentucky university that you have never heard of, by which I mean I will buy them a bench. That I will have made by kids for their eagle scout project. Okay, I'm basically in for a plaque. A nice one.
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ElliottScribe
@futfanatico.bsky.social
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I can just imagine his massively popular substack today "The Woke brigade made me resign from my dream job. But"
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CNY Big D
@pat0615.bsky.social
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He must be on the jersey shore. Retirement, no such luck.
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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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“Videbimus quis quem cancellat!” he thunders, pulling on a crimson commencement gown
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Chris McNeil
@chrismcneil.bsky.social
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Alito cares too much. It's his Achilles Heel. He's incapable of cultivating the Clarence Thomas "fuck it" vibe.
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Jane
@hanoiski8.bsky.social
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🙏🏼
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S knows that p
@sknowsthatp.bsky.social
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I would hand out WIFE GUY flags on both sides of the lagoon
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ViperX83
@viperx83.bsky.social
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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Gaming out the post-retirement here and it absolutely involves Martha taking up arms with the Bundys.
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Bobcharles
@lvisss.bsky.social
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Greatest Timeline: writes his resignation op-ed in The Free Press, sweatily explaining how "the woke court cancelled me" prompting the Heritage Foundation to lobby for drone striking the University of Austin
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@deeming.bsky.social
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I imagine that his wife has been having explosive diarrhea with every pride flag she sees.
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buttstuff werewolf
@mattfraction.bsky.social
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ooooh you are gonna get such a flagging
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