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David_j_roth

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Harnessing the awesome power of AI to generate possible future use cases for AI that could conceivably justify the fact that it causes global ocean levels to rise a quarter of an inch every week just from the emissions attached to generating images of progressively bustier waifus.

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Scott Lucas's avatar Scott Lucas @scottrlucas.bsky.social
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Honestly read this as walruses and it didn’t even faze me. “Haven’t seen any busty walruses myself but sounds about right, I’m sure they’re out there.” My brain is completely broken.

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Sam Bergman's avatar Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social
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Read this as "progressively bustier walrus" and became pro-climate change for just a second.

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Two Whoppers Junior's avatar Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) "Progressively bustier waifus!"

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J0hn👖🦔's avatar J0hn👖🦔 @emphatic-zen.bsky.social
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Beach House song Lovelier Girl -> Bustier Waifu

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Joe Flynn's avatar Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
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I was at a job interview last week, and the fact that they didn't mention AI once made me want to cry tears of joy. Conversely we were interviewing someone at my current company, and my boss asked the guy: "so what are your thoughts on AI?" No segue, nothing.

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Brian Curtin's avatar Brian Curtin @briancurtin.com
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Using more computing power in one second than the totality of my life thus far to merge all available Rudy Giuliani pictures into one AI rendering, for use in a thread of complaints on the neighborhood Facebook page about garage sales. It's only Monday.

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Jamin's avatar Jamin @mackray.bsky.social
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Why doesn’t AI make the whole waifu out of the stuff they use to make bust?

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One of many Dans's avatar One of many Dans @guspowers.bsky.social
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It's needed as the waifus will keep us atop the cresting waves.

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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pretty cool that some of the same idiots spreading garbage about the horrors of falling birthrates and promoting pronatalism also insist that (because of woke) we need to poison the earth in pursuit of submissive chatbot girlfriends

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Surprised Face Guy's avatar Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social
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Sounds like you found your justification right there.

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I here you but i got it to make a fake horror comedy vhs cover about jelly jesus

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Norbizness's avatar Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social
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You've never seen a fox's tail so lovingly rendered, I shout at my neighbor from the roof as our houses float down the Colorado River

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vek's avatar vek @vekzero.bsky.social
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Edging of tomorrow

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's avatar @conanoflibraria.bsky.social
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The Singularititty approaches

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Plainwrap's avatar Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social
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Saw an ad on YouTube of a series of hipster guys with phones saying, "I can use AI to send a photo of a cat playing guitar! / And I can use it to send ANOTHER photo of a cat playing guitar! / And I can use it to send ANOTHER..." Like do we need 3 different photos of this shit?

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Unemployed tech guy's avatar Unemployed tech guy @toastr.bsky.social
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chatgpt has got you fam. Please note item #2 as important. I can have it expand on that idea for approximately several hundred electricities.

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rivers mccown's avatar rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social
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bustier waifus? you think this stops at bustier waifus? buddy, we could get six or seven boobs on one chest. which google's AI insight informs me has happened several times in history, most notably to eleanor roosevelt.

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Boring Knucklehead's avatar Boring Knucklehead @brazuca.bsky.social
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How busty, though?

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