David_j_roth

@davidjroth.bsky.social

Waking my wife out of REM sleep because the scene in Robocop where Kurtwood Smith says "oooh, guns guns GUNS" is airing on Showtime. She loves it when I do this. "Thanks for telling me when the good Kurtwood Smith shit is on," she always says.

Jul 01, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

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Jeremy Peppas @jeremypeppas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

My wife no longer responds to my screams of “The Accountant” is on and just accepts that I will watch until the end, regardless of when it started. In other news, the movie is on TNT right now.

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rone @ennui.org
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

new wife guy just dropped

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KSK @dktrstrangelove.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Anyone who won’t wake up for the best film of the 1980s isn’t worth your time 🤷‍♂️

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andy™ @andylevy.net
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

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thelaundry @thelaundry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

This is real friendship, real love. youtu.be/2ZVGgGcSows?...

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Brent @majinon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

@protonjon.bsky.social

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Ben Alexander @bigbennyfl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

Probably better than waiting for “bitches leave”

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sara mchenry @saramchenry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Are the Tigers playing <bup bup bup bup> toNIGHT?

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Cam in Vegas @toyourleft.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Does it leave a bruise when she says it?

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The Mid Gatsby @schmendimite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:25 UTC

when it's 12:01pm and the good Kurtwood Smith shit is on again

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Coolbone Minoxidil @dingokayfabe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:13 UTC

This is how you keep a marriage strong

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@misterernest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

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David Kahn @khaaan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

I told my daughter she had to stick around for one of the all time classic movie deaths

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BRAK AND BLUE @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

She'd buy those scenes for a dollar!

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

All wives want four words and they’re disgusting (Miguel Ferrer in Robocop)

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mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

thank you for this nugget of relationship wisdom

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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

I do this when his episodes of Voyager are airing

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“Magneto Was Right” in Bio @amosburtonrisen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Goals

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @graweman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

nothing gets Mrs. BFBC in the mood like Kurtwood Smith telling Topher Grace he's gonna put his foot in his ass. she's a real fucking pervert

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Dunno why but I remember MAD magazine doing their Robocop send up, and one panel was the guy with the melting face and Clarence Boddicker says "you're gonna need a nail to hold up your sunglasses"

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Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

I just now realized that a Call of Duty scene I had previously clowned upon for being too on-the-nose is *actually* an unironic reference to a satire about American ultraviolence

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