Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.
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All these people say they're trying to beat Donald Trump and none of them seem to be able to take five seconds to imagine what Donald Trump would say about their candidate picked by a brokered convention at the behest of the New York Times editorial board
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when it's 12:01pm and the good Kurtwood Smith shit is on again
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sorry, wife's out of town, I have the house to myself and am in my cups so I'm prone to being maudlin
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This is the first 4th of July season in a decade that I don't have to worry about him freaking out, and I hate it
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was additional profit really the main stated reason for promoting diversity? wasn't cynical PR and feigned commitment the real point?
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But it's similar enough that if they did that everyone would have screeched like howler monkeys that they ripped off Roadhouse! That would have been way worse
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finally watching the Gyllenhaal Roadhouse and have no idea ehat some people were pitching about. It's dumb and fun! Just like the original! But it has it's own script that doesn't slavishly pander to/mine the original version. It's literally the best thing we could get from something like this!
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