Yassassin

Jesse Fuchs @jessefuchs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

if this isn’t Italian-American Excellence I don’t know what is

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Be careful! Men's soap makes hair grow where you use it. Men's shampoo causes hair to fall out where you use it. If you're a lady switch them.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

The English "muffin" is a prime example of never admit failure! Just pretend you meant to make it that way and you enjoy it.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

One Weird Trick to be less addicted to social media is to stop clicking Like. It kills the zero-effort feedback loop when you have to put thought into reacting by writing a response and you reach a natural point where you look for something else to do.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Everything actually useful that electricity can do, steam can do better. Men are too addicted to porno videos to admit this.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

apparently the Roku channel runs commercials during kids movies for pubic hair razors, which is not my interpretation of their product, the ad straight up says it's for pubic hair

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

The first trillion-dollar idea: coffee brewed from pickle juice.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

I do not forgive. I do not forget. (still mad about daylight saving time in July)

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

I'm feeling a solid Hell Yeah on this one.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

The vertical misalignment on the m somehow pisses me off the most.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Wake up and immediately take the temperature of my brain, if it takes 4+ tries on the Wordle the sleep didn't take, I don't drive or operate heavy machinery that day.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

Build a better Hitler and they'll beat a path to your house.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Oh thank God, was just thinking if I had one of these things I could finally be happy.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

This song is my personal cellar door youtu.be/SEkqtMw4aYs?...

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Free phone games are indistinguishable from tasks they would give apes in captivity to fend off depression.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

More guys cook now because it was discovered that being busy in the kitchen is another way to get people to leave you alone which is the only reason we used to play with tools in the garage.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Fire the whole team responsible for this font choice.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Cooking without onions is alternative-cooking, experimental stuff.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

They had a poll and I'm not exaggerating when I say this was the best option.

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