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Transportation planning in LA and beyond. Father of 12. I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah

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Posting doesn’t make a difference. Casting a vote for President in a state with a 30% partisan voting advantage for one party makes a difference.

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Taking a brave stand in 2024 by announcing that 2008 Sarah Palin was Strong Would

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“But it seemed like you were doing poorly earlier than that, from the first question.”

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Stephanopoulos snippets look awful man, what are they even doing

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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I’m sure this Democratic Rep is saying this publicly for no reason

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Yes I know lol seen it like 50 times, including a screening in Cambridge this past May!

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I am calling on Joe Biden to step aside

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Thinking about how good Boogie Nights is

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Joe Biden dead-enders are fascinating

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Bro when I’m 80 if you think I’m going to be asking you or anyone for the most important job we have you’re insane

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Yeah that’s what you wanna hear about the guy asking to president until he’s 86

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People are painfully tedious on here. "I've never heard of this, explain." Go use the Internet yourself while it still works

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it's so sad corn dogs aren't in the constitution

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This week on Meet the Press we discuss why one man was recently disqualified from the Presidency and you might be thinking it’s the guy who ate a dog but don’t worry because there’s actually a considerably worse person we’re also not saying that about

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enjoying a Nice Beer

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“Nixon is from nothing. A self-made man, the Abe Lincoln of California who was Vice President of the United States 6 years after getting out of the Navy. Kennedy, I see a silver spoon, Nixon, I see myself.”

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Too few bikini’d weather ladies on the news these days for that to be true but we can manifest

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But it’s better than the bottom tier

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Probably true, depending on the container

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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Things are too calm right now…. Official seltzer ranking S Tier - Topo Chico, Polar Good - Waterloo, Liquid Death, Canada Dry, Spindrift Fine - Pellegrino, Bubly If Necessary - La Croix, Perrier

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