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I wasn't born this stupid, I took lessons

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

But do you find it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

It's not that Godzilla X Kong is without flaws. It's that I make a mental note of anyone who cares about those flaws so I can hang out with other people. The dinosaur suplexes the gorilla, people. We needed this as a culture.

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Mike @reanimike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

The hardest any Marvel comic has ever gone: Micronauts 10

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

the roofing crew in the parking lot on that first friday

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Happy 7/9 day to all my blue sky space friends. (& h/t to @philplait.bsky.social for inspiration)

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it's charloh! from online (it/its) @charloh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

after watching Avatar:Way of Water I can kinda get on the xenofuckers side. skinny cat people no, thick Polynesian...shark(?) people, ok

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André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Hey hey #PortfolioDay
I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku

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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Morning, bitches.

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

I'm sure they have some sort of insurance that covers "loss of profit"

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tinybaby @tiny.baby
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

im glad that in the new star wars show they've made it clear that there are simpering, servile wimps in the jedi order as well

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

100% accuracy: “Open bargaining is good democratic hygiene, but it’s also a huge reality check on the way the world works. Few workers remain unmoved once they see how their bosses’ lawyer talks about them while rejecting a modest improvement to working conditions.”

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

I do NOT have covid, so holy hell what a bad batch

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Either I got covid or this is the worst batch of orange chicken panda express has ever made

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Rivka CEO of Gross Girls Ltd @rhododendronwitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Remembering the most jewish thing my grandfather ever did: he got taken to a fancy restaurant by someone and hated the food so much that he told the host to "give his regards to the can opener"

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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

There was lead in EVERY tampon they tested.

There was less lead in organic tampons, but those had higher concentrations of arsenic.

Also fun: It's 2024. This is the first ever study testing metals in tampons. Great. 🙃

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tox...

Study: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

You know that word count I keep posting? Here's the pitch.

War of the Worlds, only germs don't stop them — DRACULA DOES!

I'm posting the first draft over on Patreon. The first chapter is FREE FOR EVERYONE! Paid members will get a new chapter every weekend. www.patreon.com/posts/empero...

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

Yeah, suck it sunshiners!

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Ritesh! @riteshwriter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

The French have what I want--a leftist victory, endless manga translations, and gorgeous comics collected editions.

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

So I'm watchin Young Justice: Outsiders

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

that thought has had it's hooks in me for thirty years

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

It's Chopper!

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Picked up this One Piece blind bag on the way back home this weekend. Let's see what I got!

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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Oh well of course that makes sense that the Cybertruck run delivered 3 months ago on the vehicle launched 8 months ago was one of the bad ones unlike all the other ones which are bad in different ways

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

Make a band more fruity 1001 Homo DJs

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marlo @marlo.ooo
[ View ] Jun 26, 2023 at 02:07 UTC

since reddit is dying i want to share my favourite post about one of my favourite guys ever. i never really posted on reddit, just read stuff, but this post is now behind a locked wall. alt text to follow in a thread since it’s too long to fit in the alt text on the image

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

Well this is grim

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

That's OK, in fifteen years there's gonna be big fight after a ton of emotional trauma and someone is gonna get absolutely wrecked while that jaunty tune plays

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

Oh man I'm gonna have to steal so many things from museums

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Now hold on, I'd like to learn the trumpet but not get divorced

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

But he does! He eats at a normal speed, to him. He could eat leisurely and it's no big deal

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Who is the bigger foodie, superman or flash

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

My 3.5e Rogue had high INT, so the massive skill point gain meant I could use persuasion way more than I expected to. It's just as satisfying as burglary!

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Ay, you graduated in cylinders!

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

Alright, this I can work with. Last time I played a bard I had a double-necked lute that housed a repeating crossbow, operated by the whammy bar

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Finally finished this one

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

I found it funny that they had regular foliage and kaiju foliage, presumably to make sure both ecological niches were covered

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

I (5'4") once yelled at an apprentice (6'something) to stop putting my tools that he borrows on top of cabinets (6')

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

What cooling system is this? Is that a heatsink/fan/heatsink/fan?

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

It was way less boring, for sure

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Just watched godzilla/Kong new empire and, you know. Ain't the worst

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Tyler James Hill @tylerjameshill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

The only way I can consistently get a word out is to drop my register and sound like Vincent donofrio from men in black

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

No, Endeavor is a different manga

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

The way the crew refreshes Jinbe is great, he's been bound up for so long and these kids have given him life again

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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

I think I have fucking laryngitis. what kind of nickelodean bullshit is this

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