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Funkit Toys@funkittoys.bsky.social |
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modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun.
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Ana Valens
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🏠 NEW GIANTESS VIDEO 🏠
I-Is that a giantess sex toy? Is this the first macrophilia sex toy ever?
Let's talk about Funkit Toys' latest invention, a building shaped like a dildo. Perfect for creating giant porn :3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV-l...
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Funkit Toys
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Do you wanna fuck a building? Do you want to make porn where a giant person fucks a building? Do you want to watch porn where a giant person fucks a building? Introducing Buildo, which make person look Big, share with your favorite giant person so they fuck it and look giant
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Funkit Toys
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omg ana valens made a video of it youtu.be/MV-lJoICvUw?...
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Funkit Toys
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don't worry, it's squishy
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Funkit Toys
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look, sometimes i listen to people
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Funkit Toys
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oh my god that rules
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Funkit Toys
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH FUNKIT TOYS, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK SO BIG? LIKE REALLY GODDAMN HUGE?
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Ursula
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“And if you look to the work of its constitutive groups, Project 2025 is already here, depending on where you live…”
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Funkit Toys
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I'm here to make stuff the sex workers want right now, and people said they wanted buildo if i buildo, they will come
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Funkit Toys
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www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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Do you wanna fuck a building? Do you want to make porn where a giant person fucks a building? Do you want to watch porn where a giant person fucks a building? Introducing Buildo, which make person look Big, share with your favorite giant person so they fuck it and look giant
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Funkit Toys
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www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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please buy my new toy, my HOA fined me about the length of my singular grass (depicted)
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Funkit Toys
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNBoAfYB/
great tiktok on how to fuck up the heritage foundation, they're filed fraudulently
just email this
drive.google.com/file/d/11ox6...
to eoclass@irs.gov
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Funkit Toys
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things were better here when you weren't.
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Kenny Riot: Beatdowns & Get Downs
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Yeah, a lot of people would do well to realize this. We're all fuckin' grown here anyways, why the fuck're peeps still speaking in weird censor-code? Makes reading some posts insufferable!
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Funkit Toys
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fuck that. bolt on real wood or live in shame
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Funkit Toys
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dang. sounds like they should have weaker guns too
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Funkit Toys
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wait, the WHAT
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Funkit Toys
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wait first person chewter
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Funkit Toys
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oh neat! i'll probs drag my roommate out to it in an hour or so when it cools off a little!
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Funkit Toys
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i forgot i have a burlesque show to go to tonight, so if you order the new toy before i get home and do product photography you get $5 off!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Spider
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So uh... anybody with a bigger megaphone than me want to help a butch out? The Gilbert Baker Foundation & CMG are asking a settlement from us for referring to the Gilbert Baker flag/original color scheme as the "Gilbert Baker flag" of twice what we've ever made from anything with those colors.
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Funkit Toys
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i forget who described it as "pascal's wager for atheists", but,
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dani (they/them chaos goblin)
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I really wish people understood how losing engagement places like bsky really hurts sex workers. I do have a full time job but SW helps me out since I don't make enough from that job alone. There are plenty of other SWers here who do SW full time!!!! Please support us, thx. 🖤🧡
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Funkit Toys
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with ingenuity, anything can become a little Guy
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Funkit Toys
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that's exactly how i describe what i do with the mind apple! i can't draw it but i can feel around the shape of the apple and sculpt it.
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Funkit Toys
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oh dang i'm so close to 900 Hi! i'm Kenton! I make silly sex toys, affordable silicone dildos, and a whole lot of dick jokes!
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Funkit Toys
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microsoft bought the concept of cubes
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qdot
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My jpeg artifact dildo from @funkittoys.bsky.social is here!
Get yours at funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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i know the hodag is A Thing but it sounds like the setup to an updog style joke
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Funkit Toys
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PAY-WHAT-YOU-CAN NoFrillDos are back! any leftover silicone from my NoFrillicone pours goes into a couple extra molds i have to reduce material waste and make extra-affordable dils for people who need them! get yours here: www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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i see people talking about those events but it feels like a lesbian space i shouldn't be taking up! plus i don't drink, haha. Is it more of an everyqueer vibe than i thought?
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Funkit Toys
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it's really grown on me! i've only been here 3 years but it's got its hooks in for sure. people are so nice here.
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Funkit Toys
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shipping everywhere is awful these days, to hell with dejoy
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Funkit Toys
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correct, yes, good. Also, hello fellow baltimore queer person!
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Funkit Toys
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hey bsky what're the fuckiest monsters like if you're a bard what's your bucket list lookin' like
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Funkit Toys
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Hugging not being a roll is an oversight, but there is a way to roll high-fiving your partner on the d4 officially i decided to interpret it as a hand massage, but that's more sexy and less funny
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Funkit Toys
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There's even a print and play set you can buy to try it out, that comes with a coupon for its full cost to buy the full set if you like it! the set is totally gender neutral, to be used by anyone, with anyone.
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Funkit Toys
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You know how with sex dice it's usually two six sided dice, one with body parts and the other with verbs, but there's more than six sexy things, and more than six sexy things to to with them?
I fixed it.
www.funkittoys.com/dicestore
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Funkit Toys
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i do not exist to increase shareholder value. I run a single member LLC that makes affordable dildos and silly little things you can fuck. If i ever take VC money they'll lose all that money, and i will have more money, and it will be legal
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
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frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won
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Funkit Toys
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gonna push that buffoon out a window
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Kevin M. Kruse
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Not making any threats here, just thinking out loud as a historian — do they people brazenly pushing for impunity for the wealthy elites not know what traditionally comes next?
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Shiv Ramdas
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house
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Funkit Toys
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this is, in fact, the exact feeling and motivation for audiophiles. hearing everything for the first time again is amazing.
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Funkit Toys
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the price of art is what it costs the artist to learn their trade plus what it costs to ignore everyone else asking them for art and focus on what you want them to make.
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Funkit Toys
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i also get a lot of people asking for things i just... do not and have not ever done? that's the "i'd have to learn how to do that and if i was going to learn it without being paid to i would have" fee
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Funkit Toys
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as someone who just says "600 bucks" when people ask me if i do custom toys, when my website clearly says i dont, because i'm not gonna do email haggling over labor costs with someone whose budget doesn't cover materials, big respect to Jim Lee. You want your favorite artist to do your art? pay.
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