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Funkit Toys@funkittoys.bsky.social |
897 followers 294 following 2318 posts
modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun.
funkittoys.com
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Funkit Toys
@funkittoys.bsky.social
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i forgot i have a burlesque show to go to tonight, so if you order the new toy before i get home and do product photography you get $5 off!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Spider
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So uh... anybody with a bigger megaphone than me want to help a butch out? The Gilbert Baker Foundation & CMG are asking a settlement from us for referring to the Gilbert Baker flag/original color scheme as the "Gilbert Baker flag" of twice what we've ever made from anything with those colors.
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Funkit Toys
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i forget who described it as "pascal's wager for atheists", but,
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dani (they/them chaos goblin)
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I really wish people understood how losing engagement places like bsky really hurts sex workers. I do have a full time job but SW helps me out since I don't make enough from that job alone. There are plenty of other SWers here who do SW full time!!!! Please support us, thx. 🖤🧡
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Funkit Toys
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with ingenuity, anything can become a little Guy
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Funkit Toys
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that's exactly how i describe what i do with the mind apple! i can't draw it but i can feel around the shape of the apple and sculpt it.
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Funkit Toys
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oh dang i'm so close to 900 Hi! i'm Kenton! I make silly sex toys, affordable silicone dildos, and a whole lot of dick jokes!
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Funkit Toys
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microsoft bought the concept of cubes
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qdot
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My jpeg artifact dildo from @funkittoys.bsky.social is here!
Get yours at funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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i know the hodag is A Thing but it sounds like the setup to an updog style joke
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Funkit Toys
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PAY-WHAT-YOU-CAN NoFrillDos are back! any leftover silicone from my NoFrillicone pours goes into a couple extra molds i have to reduce material waste and make extra-affordable dils for people who need them! get yours here: www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
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Funkit Toys
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i see people talking about those events but it feels like a lesbian space i shouldn't be taking up! plus i don't drink, haha. Is it more of an everyqueer vibe than i thought?
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Funkit Toys
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it's really grown on me! i've only been here 3 years but it's got its hooks in for sure. people are so nice here.
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Funkit Toys
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shipping everywhere is awful these days, to hell with dejoy
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Funkit Toys
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correct, yes, good. Also, hello fellow baltimore queer person!
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Funkit Toys
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hey bsky what're the fuckiest monsters like if you're a bard what's your bucket list lookin' like
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Funkit Toys
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Hugging not being a roll is an oversight, but there is a way to roll high-fiving your partner on the d4 officially i decided to interpret it as a hand massage, but that's more sexy and less funny
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Funkit Toys
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There's even a print and play set you can buy to try it out, that comes with a coupon for its full cost to buy the full set if you like it! the set is totally gender neutral, to be used by anyone, with anyone.
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Funkit Toys
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You know how with sex dice it's usually two six sided dice, one with body parts and the other with verbs, but there's more than six sexy things, and more than six sexy things to to with them?
I fixed it.
www.funkittoys.com/dicestore
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Funkit Toys
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i do not exist to increase shareholder value. I run a single member LLC that makes affordable dildos and silly little things you can fuck. If i ever take VC money they'll lose all that money, and i will have more money, and it will be legal
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
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frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won
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Funkit Toys
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gonna push that buffoon out a window
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Kevin M. Kruse
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Not making any threats here, just thinking out loud as a historian — do they people brazenly pushing for impunity for the wealthy elites not know what traditionally comes next?
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Shiv Ramdas
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house
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Funkit Toys
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this is, in fact, the exact feeling and motivation for audiophiles. hearing everything for the first time again is amazing.
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Funkit Toys
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the price of art is what it costs the artist to learn their trade plus what it costs to ignore everyone else asking them for art and focus on what you want them to make.
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Funkit Toys
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i also get a lot of people asking for things i just... do not and have not ever done? that's the "i'd have to learn how to do that and if i was going to learn it without being paid to i would have" fee
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Funkit Toys
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as someone who just says "600 bucks" when people ask me if i do custom toys, when my website clearly says i dont, because i'm not gonna do email haggling over labor costs with someone whose budget doesn't cover materials, big respect to Jim Lee. You want your favorite artist to do your art? pay.
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Funkit Toys
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i know smut peddlers seem like frivolous people to be worried about, but what christofascists don't know is that if i don't outlive them they'll never get to meet their god while he's still alive
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Scott
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and even if someone thinks "well I don't like/look at porn so why should it be a priority for me?" it's important to remember that when christofascists say "porn" they also mean age-appropriate comprehensive sex education, media with queer/trans people in it, and picture books about gay penguins.
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Ro Salarian
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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.
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Funkit Toys
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for those whose heads the joke went over, it's german for "prolonged-release tablet"
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Funkit Toys
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who wants to guess where i grew up, i lived in the same house my whole childhood and went to college locally
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Funkit Toys
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The fewer clicks between a person and a purchase, the better. Make your shop the main page. If someone wants your values statement or design philosophy, they can click over. DM me if you need someone to look over your first website and offer tips, i'm happy to help ease the transition.
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Funkit Toys
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the most important thing is to say who you are, what your focus is, and not have to scroll to see the first product. for me, it's something like "Funkit toys makes beautiful, modular toys, safe and affordable dildos, and memorable silliness that puts the 'toy' in 'sex toy'."
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Funkit Toys
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build your own website. don't use wix. it doesn't have to look good, just have all your stuff on it. it can be one page.
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Funkit Toys
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it's basically alibaba with fewer options and faster shipping at this point
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Funkit Toys
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you 've all heard of a dil do, but what about a dil go? finally, a dil do you can take with you anywher
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Funkit Toys
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when it looks like a sock and hangs out in a rock that's a MORAAAAAYYYYY
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Funkit Toys
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remember, if elected president, i will personally make implements to help everyone in power go fuck themselves
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Funkit Toys
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TRAGEDY
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Funkit Toys
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ages ago, just wasn't from me. there's even popsicle vibrators. This creator is a cool guy and makes good stuff! www.holepunchtoys.com/shop/pure-pop
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Funkit Toys
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i do love the daily pratchett quotes, they make the skyline better
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Funkit Toys
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salt, sugar, msg, liquid smoke, and NOISE
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Funkit Toys
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as a former chef and former respectable member of society, i need to know how bad this is
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Funkit Toys
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@qwilman.bsky.social you made it here too, eh? hope it hasn't been too weird!
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Funkit Toys
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maybe its time to live up to my DC upbringing and get a government job i think enough people here would run me out for working at the post office that i don't have to traumatize anyone by doing some of the other shit elders have gotten up to here
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Funkit Toys
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they know i got invited early and that marks me with the sigil of Shame
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Funkit Toys
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please, don't do this to me, please, i have a life and 22 fish please, my fish, what will they think of me
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