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contemptress

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tv+film editor+AE ✂️🎞️ feline appreciator 🐈 yarn transformer 🧶 i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩🪩🪩 (she/her) 🌊 cape town 🇿🇦

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“this affair that you’re NOT having… is it not with a man, or not with a woman?”

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Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾's avatar Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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haha! i too am a colourslut. but usually teal. + neon.

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i hate that this person and i share a name 😩

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yoga instructor murdered me several times this morning 😖🔥

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i’m in a cold war with someone in the office over the degree of the grind on the new coffee machine

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bsky fairy 🧚🏽's avatar bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social
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When you’re into nipple play but your partner isn’t getting to it:

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marijuana is a gateway drug. my buddy smoked it on the event horizon and ended up plucking his own eyes out

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thank you 😁😁 i’m obsessed with this pink, i’ve used bits of it in 4 projects now

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Kate Thompson Davy's avatar Kate Thompson Davy @katetd.bsky.social
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Dr.MRO/ Axel Folio 's avatar Dr.MRO/ Axel Folio @isasaxonists.bsky.social
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✨️Introducing "Griffin's Glory✨️
This is a limited stock cotton run inspired by a medieval mythical griffin, so you can add this glorious organic yarn to your stashes. These always go fast, so dont wait too long. 10% is still going to Gazan Relief. 🧶 www.republicofyarnia.com/product-page...

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add one design element, double the number of ends to weave in 🥲 looks good tho

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i don’t know if bestskeet works anymore but my intention was there

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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If you're not ready to settle your heart and mind without knowing more... that's fine. Justice, safety, and peace for someone else does not depend on everybody quickly arriving at The Correct Opinion. Just, please reject Bindel's framing of this being about transphobia as a team sport.

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she’s really just all worm and no brain now huh

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their faces. they always look like you’re not funny 😐 also they stand on their tails to keep the peets warm 🥺

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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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narcissistic supervillain nonsense was exactly the vibe i got. been trying to put it into words so thanks

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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Writing for the NYT requires either having or pretending to have a degree of gullibility that could not occur in the wild

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It also makes me feel insane that the rat fuck around Biden’s age and mental capacity is being uncritically spread around by Democrats when Trump is *incredibly obviously* grotesquely mentally incapacitated, in a way that is genuinely terrifying.

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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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😆👏 now i’m gonna have to watch it for a wig spotting 🫡

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ja unfortch we’re living in that one ha ha 🙃

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we’re not allowed to have the good things 😔

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Jaz; Maverique Fæ (Fæ/Fær)'s avatar Jaz; Maverique Fæ (Fæ/Fær) @chaosbi.me
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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but it’s also just sick. the reason i hate the other one so much is coz i love the comics. dredd got it so right.

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right? so cool. also kept doing this which is always fun

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Falcon's avatar Falcon @falcon.nerdcatcafe.com
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what are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky

I can only remember one

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