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Disaster March

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It’s-a Alex! Draw-er of nature shitposts, maker of merch, designer of graphics.

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6’3” pool boy bitch   's avatar 6’3” pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
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Self-described “gay furry hackers” breached the Heritage Foundation in an attempt to undermine Project 2025, so of course an executive director at the right-wing think tank threatened them as “degenerate perverts” who would face God’s punishment and the FBI.

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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I don’t know if they’re actually the real shadow cabal that runs the country but *I want them to be*

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Jess Fink🍉🌈's avatar Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social
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Please gay furry hackers, save us. We need you now more than ever

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A newsletter I get from a local farm has a "Chicken Drama" gossip column, please enjoy

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Jarrod Baker's avatar Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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SurlyQueen's avatar SurlyQueen @surlyqueen.bsky.social
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"After carefully considering the complex issues surrounding AI-generated content, we have decided that we don't give a shit about crafters and just want money!" Fixed that quote for you, there, Etsy.

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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Yep I learned the hard way that if go to far with the flavored chips I get a super cool vestibular migraine 😅

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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Dia Lacina's avatar Dia Lacina @dialacina.bsky.social
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YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING SO THE ECHIDNAS CAN DREAM

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All I want is to be left alone and allowed to be a harmless eccentric but noooo I have to build a sales funnel

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roo's avatar roo @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
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people always attribute the spike in autism/adhd diagnoses to more people learning about it But maybe the demands of capitalism skyrocketing over the last century made it harder for ND people to meet the definition of "functioning" & when your functioning is impaired, you get evaluated for shit

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I'll never emotionally recover from seeing myself mowing on my nestcam

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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What do we want?! EVIL OLD GUYS DYING When do we want it?! SOONER

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Feelin' bad and eatin' worse 🤘👁️👅👁️🤘

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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Are we gonna do #yallmasking over here? Cuz yup. “Never even getting a cold” absolutely slaps actually.

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Sammmeee. I start getting weird at like 4000 ft 😭

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Bonnie Christine single-handedly flooded the industry to the point that it’s almost impossible to break in 😂

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Jennifer K.'s avatar Jennifer K. @pdxjenni.bsky.social
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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!

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There's just no way the market is supporting this many coaches

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Share your mug I fought like hell to get in on one of these drops

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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rubbing my fingers on a cybertruck to get the garlic smell off them

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Aidan Moher's avatar Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com
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It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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I kinda have that too though and it’s why I’ve never understood Reservoir Dogs. It’s just Steve Buscemi and like six copies of the same guy. Any men-in-suits movie really

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So I just need to live 6” underground, eh? Seems doable

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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I was surprised how many full-on uncensored dick pics they had on there 😂 Like idk you were chill like that, Etsy. (Turns out they’re not 🙃)

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺's avatar Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
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This is the AI industry. Just a tool being overblown to keep investors and shareholders giggling and happy. Like NFTs. Like Crypto. Like any buzztech they promote over keeping what WORKS going and healthy. Google? in the fucking trash now, but hey *Wiggle those happy keys* AI! AI!! AI!!!

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Turns out you shouldn’t supply what nobody is demanding

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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Due to the fireworks, New York City's air quality is the worst in the world tonight.

When AQI is low, it's a good idea to wear a mask to protect your health.

But this could soon be a crime, as one of the mask ban bills prohibits masks at "lawful assemblies."

#NoNYMaskBan

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thee kendal mintcake's avatar thee kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social
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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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Disaster March's avatar Disaster March @disastermarch.bsky.social
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I have multiple special lil trash boxes because I've been too cheap to buy cans 😂 But they're mostly for paper bits so I can just throw the whole dang thing in the recycle when it's full.

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and just *for the record*, I would love to thrift... but until everyone stops dumping full bottles of Axe Body Spray into every load of laundry they do, it's not a real option 😭 Whenever I buy jeans on poshmark they have to go into a 6-12 month basement exile period. Some never make it out.

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If you wanna know what Ypsi culture is like, today I was just remembering the time I found out (secondhand) that a former friend who owned multiple investment properties thought I was a snobby, bougie bitch because I bought my clothes at TJ Maxx instead of Value World.

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Idating me is fun because I’ll text you an unsolicited judgment about someone we barely interact with at 2am. lol fuck you, wake up, some girl we know posted cringe.

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Great news I found a new craft to drop $300 on, I will report back

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hell house 501(c)3's avatar hell house 501(c)3 @hellhouse501c3.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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I’m so over the American loud noise fetish. Loud fireworks, loud mufflers, loud music. Grow up and learn to pleasure a woman you cowards.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.

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Kat's avatar Kat @katriddell.bsky.social
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We live on a planet with oceans and sunsets and megafauna and I have to watch commercials for weight loss drugs.

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