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Clint

@eaglepursuit.bsky.social

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He/Him, gamer, engineer, amateur writer, EV enthusiast, bird watcher, husbando, and dad. I support LGBTQ+ and special needs people

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I'd like to think that this information is buried in the teleportation save files, but he makes a point to look it up for everyone coming aboard. Not because it's a sex thing, but because it gives him a tiny feeling of control over his otherwise dismal existence.

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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme's avatar 🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme @nephrastar.bsky.social
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He has arrived.

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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How guilty are they that they refuse to do ANYTHING until they can molest minors with minimal financial risk?

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Your dick size. O'Brien knows everybody's dick size

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Some awesome foreshadowing there, eh Time-traveller?

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Lol, knowing Peoria, that dog's name comes off as a bait-n-switch scam.

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The mainstream news still acts like the GOP is mostly on a pro-business agenda, and that the crazies are a side show. They refuse to acknowledge that the clowns are running the circus

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Buying something created by AI is like buying a fake Rolex. It might look good. It might impress people. But you'll always know it's a fake.

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This past week or so proves conservative thought has not changed on this

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The worst of the worst often end up doing prison guard duty, and that's how we ended up with Abu Ghraib

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At this point, I think Dark Brandon is just an act by a small man who is so paralyzed by a fear of upsetting the status quo that he refuses to do anything to save the country

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BREAKING: Supreme Court Legalizes Crime For Friend Who Does Crimes

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The thing that gets me: we all saw this coming, and it could have been avoided. Biden could have expanded the court to disempower Trump's justices. But no one did that for fear of upsetting the status quo. Well, guess what? Trump's justices just bludgeoned the status quo to death.

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Ah, yes. That will help; unifying the mismanagement vertically.

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If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

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This means romance authors. This means poets. This means screenwriters and playwrights and actors of anything remotely risqué. And eventually, anything secular. They have no point of satisfaction until they’ve erased all of non-Christian expression.

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I think they will eat other things if they are desperate, but an individual wouldn't switch from fish to other food permanently. Perhaps the one you saw was moving from one body of water to another.

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When they get back to Earth, we should all wear ape masks.

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Minivan finally snaps and takes out more people than comfortably fit inside after years of mockery

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me: The Paw Patrol is a private service, why do they need a black ops unit for when they operate internationally? Tina: You know you can just put your earbuds in when Kid is watching tv, right? me: I do and it doesn’t help.

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Right? Whose mind did this change? Hardly anyone. It's just going to make the MAGAs more annoying for a while.

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That reminds me, I need to pick up diapers on my way home

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Goes to show that spending hours looking at your tablet is bad for your posture

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A not so novel request: can we have a president born *after* 1970, please?

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I've seen bald eagles quite a ways from their usual riverside haunts. And a snowy owl hundreds of miles too far south, once.

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Can you really call it the Indian Ocean if India is a whole different hemisphere?

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You know you're getting old when you are excited to go to bed and try out your replacement CPAP machine

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I hope some of the most well-funded defense attorneys in the state come and stand outside the courthouse for the duration of the trial insisting that they're waiting for more information before they go in to help him.

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Whatever gets me through 8 hours without anxiety

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"Tesla gathering", like a Juggalo Gathering but with more assholes and different drugs

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Are they going to have more in-depth coverage and less human interest story coverage on Peacock again?

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That's *after* the apocalypse, when Teslas develop AI hivemind abilities and hunt humans for sport across crumbling highways

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If Cybertruck buyers are who we think they are, they will pay a $50k mark-up to buy one that is immediately available instead of the asking price to be on a waiting list.

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WTF, CIA? I can only assume the usurper made a deal for exclusive access to Lithium mines or something

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I knew B-sky hit the big time when I started getting multiple follow-bots per day.

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But raging asshole is what his base level supporters want. When they see him do it, it gives them the courage to stop suppressing their own inner raging assholes. They want to see him snap at Biden and throw a tantrum. It's what they've always wanted. It's permission to act like a cranky toddler

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