my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
My dog lets out loud, unbelievably toxic farts and then when people start hollering and running out of the room he dances and smiles because obviously it is party time
A girlfriend had a newfoundland. There were towels placed around where he was.
I nearly got one, have wanted one my entire life, and frankly, playing with her dog was MUCH more fun than playing with her (and she was HOT as hell!)