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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory
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Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo.bsky.social |
1014 followers 644 following 1157 posts
A bindle full of blues
My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory
1 replies 14 reposts 22 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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They have a little fence around the outdoor seating area so me and the one-eyed squirrel perform right in front of that
0 replies 4 reposts 11 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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That counts, your coverage starts Aug 1
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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the heat index is "oh, fuck no" degrees
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets
3 replies 11 reposts 36 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Time flies They're fast as fuck
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.
16 replies 71 reposts 221 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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fellas is it gay to think both cowboys should have been heath ledger
7 replies 19 reposts 78 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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When Kesha said blah blah blah, I felt that
1 replies 6 reposts 14 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 52 reposts 133 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Have we considered this whole thing might be a psychotic drug trial?
1 replies 16 reposts 39 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
9 replies 44 reposts 170 likes
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gas statіon dream gіrl
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
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Should I eat two cheeseburgers? I think America would want me to.
30 replies 45 reposts 390 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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*going through metal detector* Does this detect cursed objects
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers
10 replies 34 reposts 209 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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a couple hours at a good pinball machine would fix me
8 replies 55 reposts 113 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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tomorrow is not Sunday? WTF is going on
5 replies 36 reposts 78 likes
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Pro tip: believe Rx warning labels
3 replies 21 reposts 51 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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The best thing about Amish jokes on the internet is that no one ever gets offended
0 replies 6 reposts 21 likes
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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That third drink at work just hits different.
1 replies 20 reposts 60 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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personally I'd prefer freedom to vibrate
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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A few days inside a lobster trap would fix me
4 replies 41 reposts 111 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Making my famous dodge ram semi-automatic salad
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I cleaned the wax out of my ears for you please respond
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
3 replies 54 reposts 175 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I refer to myself as a ‘stallion,’ I just mean that if you give me peanut butter, I’ll probably talk to you
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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That was just a regular accident to a freak like me
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Don’t mistake my weakness for anything else. It’s weakness.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
36 replies 82 reposts 282 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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this is just so right
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
12 replies 54 reposts 361 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’ll put a shot glass in my back pocket and walk around town like some obscure Irish proverb
2 replies 30 reposts 66 likes
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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You can use Arby-Q sauce as body wash it's fine
2 replies 15 reposts 30 likes
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Super(kim)star!
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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Now I want to try outdependence
1 replies 11 reposts 28 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?
4 replies 46 reposts 97 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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💯
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
22 replies 426 reposts 1534 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad
6 replies 57 reposts 162 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Was going to buy some solar lights for the back yard but then I remembered I go to bed around 9:30-10
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Does it smell like teen spirit though? Smells more like unwashed sadness to me.
4 replies 9 reposts 26 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I have a new book light and I'm not afraid to use it, bitches
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’ve been so stressed out ever since I realized I’ll be alive for the rest of my life
8 replies 74 reposts 228 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Not to be a slut but all these hot dog posts are making me want to suck America off
0 replies 35 reposts 94 likes
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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If everyone had a mouthful of potato salad all the time it might solve all our problems I'll try it first
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes