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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance π @falconryfinance.bsky.social |
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Et alia
@s0m3f00l.bsky.social
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dystopian hell world
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Grumpy Fish
@jnsq.org
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Finally bringing security to the Internet of Shit.
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toddfather
@bobloblaw72.bsky.social
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I'm really struggling to understand what this app is accomplishing. Is there some scenario where we DON'T want someone to flush the toilet?
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Nerdahedron
@nerdahedron.bsky.social
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Updating my list of reasons why I'm about to go full Luddite.
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Octonary Character π
@jhaedin.bsky.social
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Oh shit, oh fuck. I locked myself out of my toilet. Help! No I don't know what my secret answer is, just open the damn lid!
1 replies 0 reposts 12 likes
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a wizard
@gvc.bsky.social
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Oh my god itβs real, they make a $600 smart toilet seat.
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John O'Keefe
@jokeefe28.bsky.social
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I honestly thought this was a spoof of Lotus SmartSuite
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GI Jack: All American Zero
@gijack.was.holding.the.goatse.camera
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TitaniumMan
@titaniumman.bsky.social
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If ever there was a product that deserved the title "The Internet of Shit," this is it.
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π Nevetsboy (is a firecracker) π
@nevetsboy.bsky.social
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Looks like my tweet (yes, tweet) that I thought was too outlandish to be real suddenly doesn't seem too far off.
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@edward-moon.bsky.social
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Either someone is having a bad time trying to flush drugs before the popo gets in or that Mexican drunk meal is wreaking vengeance.
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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I hate everything about this. In fact, I retroactively hate multiple Lotus things, even Black Lotus, the MTG card.
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kaitou (now with less _!)
@kaitou.org
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This is what you get for enabling MFA (Moronic Flush Activation).
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Stephen K
@5tephenk.bsky.social
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What exactly is the risk of sharing your authorization code?
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Last Gamer on the Left
@lastgamerontheleft.bsky.social
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Six years ago, we at Lotus proudly introduced our SmartToilet . With the introduction of FlushKing, our most affordable toilet yet thanks to our WipeSafe Subscription Service we have decided to discontinue cloud support for SmartToilet 1. As such, toilets will continue to support #1 but not #2.
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de Pesando
@depesando.bsky.social
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Flush it. Flush it real good
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Sedge
@sedge.bsky.social
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Enjoy your flush.
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Barry Dorrans
@blowdart.me
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Lotus Number One, Number Two, Number Three
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A Manly Mullins in Texas
@amullinstx.bsky.social
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Imagine how much a billionaire would pay to get access to their crushβs poop data.
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tomstpatrick
@tomstpatrick.bsky.social
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WTF? π€£
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Brian Russell
@posaune76.bsky.social
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Poo factor authentication
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Runnerdad
@frankfield.bsky.social
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This is possibly the dumbest feature of a product I have ever seen.
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SmedleyButlerianJihad
@entropydeath.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, but the flush feature is still on cooldown (180 minutes for FlushBase customers) You can subscribe to Flush Prime ($59,99 per month), buy a Flush Pass ($1,99, visit our homepage for bulk discounts) or watch this short Advertisement...
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the talented Mr. Dittmann
@werrrp.bsky.social
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"yes, I'd like a dumb toilet, please. absolute dumbest one you've got. totally brain dead."
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Hubris is a Coward's Word
@cowardsword.bsky.social
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when the verification cans start catching up with you
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Cluelessafterall
@sglewis.bsky.social
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So next are Real People Personality β’ toilets. " I regret to inform you that I could not verify your flush code. Would you like me to send another code? As always, thank you for using the Lotus Smart Flush system. Thank you, and have a nice day!"
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binaryhermit π³οΈββ§οΈ
@binaryhermit.org
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I don't know what's dumber, a smart toilet or a smart toilet requiring 2FA to flush
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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is this for real?
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@rg7angzejf.bsky.social
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wtf
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Queen Kristina π³οΈββ§οΈ
@paxaeterna72.bsky.social
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Literally this
youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?...
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Wren
@ironwren.bsky.social
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Extra annoying because the only way to enter the code is to use Morse Code by jiggling the handle.
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HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)
@hakirsch.bsky.social
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Combine this with that AI poop scanner I've been seeing ads for on Reddit...
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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn.
@peatree.photography
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Bucket of water. Flush. Hardware store. New toilet, not smart. Smart toilet, sell on ebay, gently used.
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