Francis Gasparini @francisgasparini.bsky.social

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

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Neoriceisgood @neoriceisgood.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

lmao

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Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

This is brilliant!

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Transgender Ideologue 🏳️‍⚧️ @javis.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

📌

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Mere @meredyth013.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 08:02 UTC

Evict the ranchers.

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your father, i mean your dad @kitn.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Have you tried releasing beavers? (This is funny because I'm actually listening to Feral by George Monbiot this very second)

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Phil @keeptheskyblue.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Well, I think this might be a made-up story.

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Thomas G. Atkinson @darthmarmalade.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

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surf dracula @feldspar.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

arm the bears imo

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A Mother Mole @mammarose.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

you need some opossums in there too since deer are major tick carriers and our little marsupial friends can take care of that pest problem.

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W. Brian Lane (he/him) @wbrianlane.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

I can get a wolf to you but I also have a goat and cabbage but the boat only seats...

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Dave "I Dissent" Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

ugh, that line break

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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Killer bees?

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Josh Pollock 🌱🌵🌲 @josh412.com [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

I deeply appreciate this post.

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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Can we work in some hyperparasitoid wasps?

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Mike Martin @realmpmartin.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

I wish I could repost this more. Maybe get it tattooed?

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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

Hall of Fame, man.

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Benny Seven Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

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Emerson @saldemar.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Meanwhile Dr. Doug Smith is giving stirring speeches in there too

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Alan McConchie @mappingmashups.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

x.com/wife_geist/s...

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Felix.. @felixgrey.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

I swear I thought this was going to be a gang bang joke or something >.>

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Birch 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @birchduck.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

Have you tried adding beavers?

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The Human Arkle @arkle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Have you tried telling the wolves to be fruitful and multiply?

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ASMEH @asmeh.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

Oh no! Some of the ranchers long lost relatives just started a protest march with the headline: "The deer don't exist they are a trick of the ruling class to get us to believe the wolf's aren't there to kill us!"

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