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I'm nobody much but I sure can eat Nazis.

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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Molly Shah's avatar Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social
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Thinking about all the libs who lectured antifa for years.

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Sorrowscopes's avatar Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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Sagittarius: They say the wind from a single butterfly can change the course of history. They are morons and butterfly worshippers.

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German Landis 's avatar German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social
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I know this sounds insane, but I threw out my wedding pictures and my baby bracelets and all my childhood photos when I moved. I just could not pack one more thing.

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❤️🖤 tiffi 🤍💚's avatar ❤️🖤 tiffi 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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Southern queers >> ~
Vegan bake shop Guerilla Bizkits in Tennessee is stepping up to help local trans patients undergoing gender-affirming surgeries with care packages to ease post-procedure stress.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/06/this...

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German Landis 's avatar German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social
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God bless this dentist's office who saw me today urgently when a piece of tooth broke off and my usual office is closed. I'm super grateful to Stoney Creek Dental today.

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clockwork banana's avatar clockwork banana @clockworkbanana.fun
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fuck you, Spotify. fuck you so much. i guess deaf people aren't allowed to enjoy music like the rest of y'all. new disabling unlocked.

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JUST IN: The former Uvalde school police chief and an officer are indicted in the first criminal charges filed over the failed response to the 2022 mass shooting

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Pete Fraser's avatar Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social
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Just finished listening to this fascinating two part podcast where PJ Vogt tries to work out why two of his friends didn’t get into Berghain when they were in Berlin. There’s a whole load of interesting history and some lovely interviews with Berliners about the German relationship to techno music…

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German Landis 's avatar German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social
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I see Bluesky has attracted half naked women and creepy men bots.

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David Bowman's avatar David Bowman @dlbowman76.com
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I’ve got a hot, spooky date this evening.

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Al Yankovic's avatar Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social
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Just a reminder, season 3 of The Bear drops today!

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German Landis 's avatar German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social
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Unfortunately I find the soles wear out fast in them. Team Dr Scholls all the way.

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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repost to mark yourself safe from having seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet I’m still pure and unsullied 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

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German Landis 's avatar German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social
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It's like a young kid drew a car and they put it into production.

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Fatima Ayub's avatar Fatima Ayub @thecynicist.bsky.social
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“I’m gravitating away from the discourse of measuring and fixing unfair algorithmic systems, or making them more transparent, or accountable. Instead, I’m finding myself fixated on articulating the moral case for sabotaging, circumventing, and destroying “AI”[…]” Ok, I’m listening.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium's avatar Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereyaq.bsky.social
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Here’s some Monday motivocean from this opulent opalescent nudibranch, Hermissenda opalescens: “Seas the day, frond! You got this!”

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Very nice headline now let's see the pull quote

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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Guy waited five years and paid $102k for a Cybertruck, crashed it after four hours of driving, only for Tesla to tell him that "the accelerator may not disengage under braking" and that it will take $30k and one year to repair.

Truly an L of historical proportions.

www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...

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Vajra Chandrasekera's avatar Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me
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Absolutely delighted to say that THE SAINT OF BRIGHT DOORS has won the Locus Award for first novel! Thank you so much everyone!

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I'm embarrassed to tell people this, but my dog will calm down if you whisper "bravado avocado" in his ear. It's the only phrase that works, his emotional cheat code. Bravado avocado.

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Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham 's avatar Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social
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Pawluh's avatar Pawluh @pawluh.bsky.social
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I put tennis balls out on the patio to see if the baby raccoons would play with them and...

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Stilgherrian's avatar Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com
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Every time I see someone mention Threads, the Meta product, I always think about the movie of that name from 1984. But it's easy to tell them apart. One documents the slow, frightening disintegration of human society, and the other is a 112-minute film.

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