Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social

Do you know how tanked you have to be to get arrested for DUI in *the Hamptons*

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Re-Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

His publicist is already shopping rehabs and redemption tours.

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Geirdís Björnsdóttir (воронда) @geirdis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

It’s possible he’s trash.

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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Tiger Woods level drunk

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Rob Cee @robcee.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

Billy Joel-level blood alcohol.

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Maddie (derogatory) @pbastronaut.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Driving wunder the influence.

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Vin @vinnyvinvin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

He must've been driving some boring SUV. Anything south of a 911 and those cops will follow you.

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Tim Salmon @canotuna.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

They saw him dance and figured he had to be of some kind of minority

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terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

His dick, as well as the rest of his body, are now very much in a box.

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@bjkeefe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Heh, yeah. Can't wait till someone leaks the detected BAC.

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Wrygrin @wrygrin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Great, now we'll have to hear his "story." I'm sure it's relatable.

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maz • bog witch & hag @mxmaz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

makin a great comeback

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Jaze @jaze.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Above the law, huh.....

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GigDrain @gigdrain.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Ted Kennedy level?

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iquanyin @iquanyin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

i’d guess a lot.

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CosmoConure @cosmoconure.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

The field sobrety test result just said "Steve Bannon"

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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥 @vanweezer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

.3?

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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

Credit to pizzacake for this comic:

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

So tanked that it tears up your heart and rocks your body until the end of time?

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