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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

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i am about to mute the word panic, this kind of screamy baby shit is embarrassing, if you are either an amateur or professional politics nerd, you know better than to cry yourself into a hysteria about one debate in fucking june

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Matt Gill's avatar Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
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if he were a republican the media would be saying he was masterfully setting himself up for success by lowering expectations

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Franklin D. Roosefella's avatar Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
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assume SCOTUS is quickly revising its decision to say no, actually the president isn't a god king who is above the law because they don't think Trump needs their help anymore and their worried Biden could seal team 6 him.

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Franklin D. Roosefella's avatar Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
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pod save america shit libs (shit libs is not a criticism from me, I've reappropriated the word and self-identify) were in near panic mode and I had to turn 'em off. horrible gym listening, anyway.

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Protochron's avatar Protochron @protochron.com
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I don't know how much of it is still 2016 PTSD or what

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Steven Alleyn's avatar Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.bsky.social
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People always have trouble with the “more than one thing can be true” situations. Yes, Biden’s debate performance was very poor. It was worse than Trump’s only cuz of expectations (Biden answered questions in detail, while suffering from The Old, but Trump never said one true thing the whole time)

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Ariellah | אריאלה's avatar Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social
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I might cry myself into hysteria over the reaction to the debate

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Jakespeare’s Wrath 🌈's avatar Jakespeare’s Wrath 🌈 @swashbucklr.bsky.social
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Biden’s playing 4D chess to discount Trump’s drug accusations.

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snipy's avatar snipy @snipy.bsky.social
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You will miss my long thread about Panic! At The Disco. Ok not really a long thread because I think I only know one song and I thought it was Fall Out Boy for like a decade.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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if you actually get *paid* to write about politics for a living, screaming that the nominee has to drop out after one bad debate *in june* (and one in which the challenger did not do well, either), you are unqualified for your job and your salary

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scribblegurl's avatar scribblegurl @scribblegurl.bsky.social
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God yes, this, THANK YOU. I had to get off Bluesky last night before I got banned for responding to people too forcefully. I couldn't take all the meltdowns.

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The Fig Economy's avatar The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social
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Just a bunch of pissbabies I swear to god.

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Vituperative Erb's avatar Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social
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Willow's avatar Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social
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If we’re gonna panic can it be about why scotus decided to hold the “Trump is an omnipotent god” decision until Monday?

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Astrotuna's avatar Astrotuna @astrotuna.bsky.social
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June!

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