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this is not where you go, prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I., this is where i do the dishes.

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Turn on the faucet a trickle, it's what the cat wants. (or turn it on a lot, and if you survive you can do the dishes)

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་'s avatar riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
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Such a fine kitteh

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Lauowolf's avatar Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social
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So you think In the absence of all evidence

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Sam's avatar Sam @very-simple.com
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Counterpoint: if I fits, I sits.

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Babs...all day's avatar Babs...all day @babsallday.bsky.social
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The professor goes wheresoever he will

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lawless's avatar lawless @lawless523.bsky.social
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I doubt that he cares much what you think about it.

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Elisabeth's avatar Elisabeth @neuroticlesbian.bsky.social
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Lorge boy

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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INNOCENT

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Chris, Keeper of the Sacred Floof's avatar Chris, Keeper of the Sacred Floof @calmicc.bsky.social
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Actually, I think you’ll find that his actions are permissible under “If I Fits, I Sits” doctrine.

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geoff (takin' it easy)'s avatar geoff (takin' it easy) @radiofreepony.bsky.social
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That's what you sink

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You do what you do, I'll do what I do.

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a pound of flax's avatar a pound of flax @oatsmemento.bsky.social
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he’s helping

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social gonna need another ruling

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Immune. Immune, immune, immune.🐾 📸's avatar Immune. Immune, immune, immune.🐾 📸 @littleedie.bsky.social
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prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. decides where prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. goes. that's why he has all them letters before & after his name. now bring him a FRESH bowl of Acqua Panna.

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frannyhelen's avatar frannyhelen @frannyhelen.bsky.social
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He found a nice cool spot!

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Katharine LaRonde's avatar Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
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Look at his ears, he’s not even happy to be in there. What a cat.

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West Coast Chick's avatar West Coast Chick @welcome2absurdia.bsky.social
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The professor doctor esquire PI’s face begs to differ…

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Brendan's avatar Brendan @cohomology.bsky.social
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his sink

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smarch sadness 's avatar smarch sadness @thebridget.bsky.social
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wym? that is a dish.

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KayKinMD's avatar KayKinMD @kaykinmd.bsky.social
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Looks like you need a cat fountain. Totally worth it. Reminds me I need to change the filter and refill it though.

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RainSurname's avatar RainSurname @rainsurname.bsky.social
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I'm supposed to get some new fountains for promotion soon. I'd be happy to give you the one I have so you don't have to spend money to find out he's just going to ignore it.

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Usili's avatar Usili @usili.bsky.social
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the doctor: "this is no longer for dishes, this is my new box"

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It *was* where you did the dishes.

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