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Foppery and Whim

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The Dunkin thing was Muskie Crying levels of grim

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Thinking about the time a friend of mine, a French airline pilot, wished a Happy 4th to the air traffic controllers in Havana.

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I'm officially "Do I actually want to do anything tonight?" years old

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R A T B EE F

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Need a Primo Hoagies down here in Houston so I can steal a cardboard cutout of Bryson Stott

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Friend of mine is at a wedding, and someone dropped a baby. If this was the Dark Ages that would absolutely be the omen of doomed marriage

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"Every team deserves TV time no matter how bad they are" is a legacy that MLB should unironically be proud of

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About every 50 at-bats he kinda forgets where he is and how baseball works

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He'd pay for ads on Twitter. And have a substack.

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Watching Priscilla and damn, Jacob Elordi really said "I am gonna nail this accent by watching Lilo & Stitch a few times"

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When I have no idea what James Hoye's zone will look like tonight, but at least the strike three calls will be loud

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Adulthood is eating the healthy version of Fruity Pebbles

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fulfil the prophecy......

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Reading this is in Jeremy Allen White's voice

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Mt. Rainier looms over Seattle. It's not photoshop, it's just a very long lens.

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Really hoping the umpire is named Shrimp

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Imagine what Crash would be like if JG Ballard had gotten to see cybertrucks

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That the PUA stuff failed so greatly that its biggest names now espouse the sexual ethics of Oliver Cromwell sure is something.

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Incredibly frustrating to listen to Peterson and his ilk [incorrectly] talk about Jung's more esoteric work when Jung The Actual Therapist was incredibly practical. He told people to join social clubs. If he were around today he'd send people to home brew classes and bowling leagues.

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Bryson being mic'd up while all of CBP was booing Walker was so funny.

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50s and 60s Literary Fiction is the best because you'll get a novel that's about a boring guy trying to organize a dinner at a country club, but it'll have a title like "By The Waters of Elysium"

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It also makes you depressed for at least a week. Very emotionally fulfilling.

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🎶🎶One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others? By the time I finish my song🎶🎶

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I'm very excited to see the people who said Kaepernick was not entitled to a job now say that there is a constitutional obligation that Trevor Bauer be the fourth starter for the Astros.

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Happy Juneteenth. Here’s a very cool and beautiful statue from down the road in Galveston, of the Emancipation Proclamation being read. It sits outside the historic Ashton Villa, one of the large 19th century homes left on the island. 1/x

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Scottish fact: The thistle is a symbol of Scotland because Norse invaders in 1263 tried to surprise sleeping Scotsman and removed their footwear to move more stealthily. When they stepped on thistles, though, their shrieks alerted the Scots to their presence and hilarity ensued.

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In 1951 Willie Mays used the $5,000 he got for making it to the World Series & bought a green Mercury. But he didn’t know how to drive, and neither did his dad, so two of his dad’s friends took Willie out to a baseball field back in Alabama & had him drive the infield, base to base spitting up dirt.

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How often is too often to think about the fact that the only known recordings of Thomas Pynchon are his guest spots on the Simpsons

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There wasn't even an awning in their direction. No, I know... ...They just jumped 20 stories.

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You're all performing at or near expectations

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Nothing Peterson or Rogan shill comes close to the feeling of joyous accomplishment that is stacking chairs after coffee hour.

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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

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Someone told me they hoped any future Spiderman movies don't get "too weird" and I almost immediately remembered the time that Spidey used a Ouija Board to talk to the ghost of Kraven The Hunter, who was implied to be hunting demons in Hell

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Everyone I knew who would incessantly quote the "governments should be afraid of their people" line from V For Vendetta all have blue lives matter bumperstickers now.

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William Goldman came up with that, I like echoing it to sound smart

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The Crying Game and Shutter Island are both better movies when you know the twists.

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Head of Rangers PR: You get a pic of Jon Gray for the final score graphic? Twitter admin: Sure did, boss. Weirdly sexy just like you asked.

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Farage would absolutely be an Astro or Yankee fan

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