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Herb

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domestic violence lawyer, powerful bisexual, tall guy. he/him.

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there is no celebrity you will EVER catch me defending against rape allegations bc i'm not a parasocial little freak. if you're "not sure" about their victims' claims (🙄) then just stay out of it. this is not hard

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*record scratch* yep that’s me. the mass murder and oppression fan. you’re probably wondering how I got here…

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I’m pretty sure this is the biggest meltdown someone has ever had over me.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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I think Congress is going to let the private space industry do whatever the fuck it wants and that’s going to be very bad.

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the corgi from cowboy bebop's avatar the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.bsky.social
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related to this, I do find it enormously hilarious when some random who didn’t like the predator goes through folks’ old interactions and then posts screenshots with captions like “DO YOU DENOUNCE [HORRIBLE BSKY BIG ACCOUNT]?!” like homie, chill, we are not about you right now

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows

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I’ve never seen an obituary with a plot twist before today.

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everything about that trial has made my job (and the job of all my coworkers) much more annoying and really emboldened so many abusers to essentially try to pull the same tactic

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sometimes he sings to them from the corner of the fence post too

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We made a makeshift catio using a pet crate on some sawhorses and the neighbor cat Jasper has started showing up, sitting under the catio and singing to our cats.

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oh thank god I saw this in time to warn my wife

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oh man I’m so sorry, I’ve been there and my heart goes out to yall

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It’s not just the age difference, it’s also the fact that at least one of them was his employee. You can’t have a truly consensual relationship with someone who depends on you for their livelihood.

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JJ's avatar JJ @jjco.bsky.social
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JUST THUMIN AROUND

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lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today

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Daniel Feldman's avatar Daniel Feldman @dfeldman.bsky.social
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Mississippi is the poorest state in the US.

Even though the state gets federal welfare funds, it is difficult to get welfare.

The money was all getting stolen, and they got away with it.

Now the journalists who exposed the story are facing a lawsuit and jail.

www.nbcnews.com/investigatio...

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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One thing that annoys me about the Democratic consultant class is how they act like they're brass-knuckle streetfighters and yet don't have the stones to run nonstop ads about Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein. It's all true! It's documented! There are photos!

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Herb's avatar Herb @herbwilson.bsky.social
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i resisted the urge to stop the movie, yell about it, and dig through their settings. i surrendered to the river and sat there quietly, simply enjoying my time with my friends. please clap

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rambled about i saw the tv glow yesterday so much my friends decided to just sit down and watch it right then and there (yay) so we went and watched it on their very expensive tv (yay) which had motion smoothing on (...)

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.

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yeah but unlike most cops i was actually interesting in solving a mystery

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figured out why my monitor wasn't on: i didn't turn it on

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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“The rabbits got the gun now” coming from a lawyer for a crooked Governor going after a newspaper writer is such a telling comment about how much we’ve let powerful people cast themselves as victims and it goes from this to Elon to Trump and everywhere else

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it has been a long, dark day in the domestic abuse mines today and i desperately am ready for unconsciousness

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having one of those weeks where i will be very fortunate if i don't become completely jokerized

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🗣️ THE ONLY SHAME IS IN ENABLING THEM ONCE YOU KNOW BETTER

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THERE ARE MANY LIKE THEM BUT THESE TITS ARE MINE

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hawk tuah this hawk tuah that why don't you talk tuah girl instead you fuckin nerd

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National Security Counselors 🕵's avatar National Security Counselors 🕵 @natlseccnslrs.bsky.social
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OK on a day like today I think we all need to read my absolute favorite judicial opinion ever as a palate cleanser.

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thinking about that time when i did public defense work and accidentally ended a phone call with a prosecutor with “love you”

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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥's avatar Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥 @vanweezer.bsky.social
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Tired of drinking alone?

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Independence Day is coming up. That’s right, INDEPENDENCE from earth hotels and their gravity when Space Hotel opens in 29 months!

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that’s what i assumed at first when i set off of my quest for knowledge

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finally looked up hawk tuah girl and now i know why so many of my search results for that included photos of dicks

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