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Makes sense that the phone game company is run by a human thumb.

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Project 2025 was conceived of at a vineyard party by these dudes wearing matching sperries and Norfolk red shorts that they got dragged to by their wives.

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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It’s a little odd that we always seem to go insane the world over for all of history a little bit whenever it comes around to midsummer. People just get manic on the daylight, I guess.

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Finally finished this one

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Hey baby I hear the xenos calling…

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I think it's the wrong approach for creative disciplines. It prepares people for careers of working to deadlines and knowing the structure of the industry, which yeah, is useful for a lot of creative jobs, but having gone through a writing program like that, I don't think it helped hone my craft.

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I think “it works” kind of buries the number of people that the approach just burns through for every one it “discovers”.

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Buddy, this train is electric diesel, it’s all chugga no choo.

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my most cqncellable opinion is that there should be a competitive eating circuit for people on ozempic

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I joke a lot about my capacity for despair, but there's enough Catholic discipline in my youth to remember that it is in fact a sin, one that absorbs all the best in you more comprehensively than a tar pit. I left the church ages ago, but I held onto that cable: despair is not a long-term good.

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This thread about webtoons and their perceived exploitivity in a business article is definitely worth a read, but I saw this post out of context and I had to sort through three meanings of MLM before I got to "multi-level marketing."

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Maybe liberals are too inherently technocratic to really know this, but, a successful party needs hope on its side, and hope isn't something that can be sold or taught, it needs to be fostered and inspired. And after squandering the high of Obama's victory, the DNC just hasn't known how to do that.

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They lost again, four years into that, with another compromise candidate in John Kerry, who was pitched to appease centrists, in the interests of the broader coalition of the democratic party. We can talk until we're blue in the face about Obama's legacy, but he was not a compromise candidate.

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The progressives lost that election, and won two decades of warfare, imperialism, and assaults on our civil liberties.

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I remember when the lesser evil was Al Gore. not that I could vote, but like I clearly remember the frustrated progressives at the time bemoaning the fact the leadership of the country would fall to Clinton's also-ran, and not a "real progressive" like Nader who had the credentials

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you guys seem to think the only time a lesser evil has been up for election is in 2016. fascinating stuff. thank you!

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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. 's avatar I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. @crabitha.slutmo.de
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(hits bong) so anyway when they translated the scrolls of the books of the bible, some words didn't have exact matches in the new language and the scribe or monk or whoever would make editorial changes based on their interpretation of the work, and those changes exponentially compound over generatio

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Man, in the context of the OP, personally I couldn’t get a more life affirming reply.

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Hear me out but I think Ommidge is what peasants pay to the local baron and ohmaj is what artists pay better, more accomplished artists.

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Not to be another “that’s just trains” guy but what advantage could this have over a freight train? I thought that Japan was all about trains

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Like could orcs steal sting and do a gender reveal party is what I’m asking. Like what if sting was a gender essentialist.

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Do you think Sting glows pink around lady orcs?

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Thanks to AI, I can finally emulate my hero, Kurt Cobain

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I wonder if the bagel head guy is still baking up forehead bagels.

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There are two discord server types, train servers and drama servers. All servers are train servers until they invite another person, and then they immediately and irrevocably become drama servers.

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About ten years ago I found an art website that let you browse classical paintings and had an absolutely brilliant categorization by style, subject, color, and era. It was like you could dial a painting out of history. And I can’t for the life of me find it again.

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The neighbors across the way are playing Ella Fitzgerald’s “At Last”, their kids are laughing and playing in a pool in the late summer evening heat. Here at least, things are fine for now.

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Delton 3030 came out in 2000 and I still give it a spin like every couple months.

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Fun writing exercise to improve your drafts: as you read, constantly ask yourself “who the fuck am I to say that?” And then throw out the draft.

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Man that is some monkey’s paw thinking.

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Finally, a condiment for city leaders!

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How much wood could Woodchuck Holdings, Inc., a corporation of ruthless woodchucks, chuck

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Arguably they were able to riot because the state was feeding them and giving a safe place to assemble. Maybe the wrong people took the right lessons from that episode.

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Today @merrittk.com brings you Baby Follies, the French children's cartoon about hard-drinkin', hard-crimin', sexy babies. We've made this article FREE because we want Merritt to be placed under arrest.

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I finally got to read this and began thinking “huh, this concept feels almost like a homunculus view of society, a caricature of our most infant urges to consu— and then got to the part about baby strippers and my brain halted.

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BLADE RUNNER Ridley Scott’s sci-di classic was released OTD 42 years ago (same day as Carpenter THE THING- what a grand weekend it was for sci-if and great movies in general ❤️)

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Anyway last night in our tabletop campaign the gang thought that the best way to clear an engineering office was to cut the power, but having worked at such an office, I knew that would just crowd the hall with engineers milling trying to fix the power.

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At the moment the debates just feel like a vestigial performance of an institution that mattered for helping the electorate decide, but now it’s just a ritual to add legitimacy to a bankrupt process.

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I’m not sure what the point of watching the debates would have been. They’re neither informative (every debate demonstrates that our politicians are just shit fucking orators) nor are they entertaining (because, again, they’re shitty orators.)

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90 years old but this photo of NYC is futuristic still.

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We should be celebrating inflated sat scores like when the nasdaq tops [number]

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In the 2000s, the SAT added a separate writing test worth an additional 800 points so my mediocre SAT score is like 1710

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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop

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I grew up playing loads of SimAnt and SimTower. Man people don’t know what we lost when Maxis got bought by EA and turned into a The Sims press.

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A lot of people joined online communities during/after the quarantine that hadn’t seen the worst of gamergate or anything like old forum flame wars. I wonder if they’re not right to witness the bullshit and decide it’s not for them though.

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