Hannah @hrolf.bsky.social

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MBChafin @mbchafin.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

@goose.ski

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Hunters kriminell - schwer enttäuscht, aber wohlauf @hunteress.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

This is great!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAN...

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Chat Clussman @clussman.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

The money's due every Monday, Roger. It'd be a real shame if something happened to your place of business, Roger.

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Joe Biden's Evaporating Campaign Funds @4thwallguide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Geese aren't allowed to enter the house if you don't invite them in. Same way as vampires.

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Jon Daly @jonniedrama.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:10 UTC

Don’t know what the big deal is; it’s just a good taking a gander… 😂

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cacoethical transbian gaze @julietisgay.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

@areeeooo.bsky.social they're coming for u

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Jukebox Judy @belovedladylove.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

That accusative look!

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Sarah Slade @sladey.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

My money’s on the goose

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PlanetCarnival @planetcarnival.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

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mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

'you have to be lucky every time. i only have to be lucky once'

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Meat Sweats Enthusiast @raulpudd.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

The goose He came in through the open window Yes YES The goose is inside

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Shaxbert 🔞 @shaxbert.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

DON'T GEESE OPEN OUTSIDE

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DJBaconblade @djbaconblade.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

But bitey hissy friend want IN

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David Jón Fuller @davidjonfuller.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

That goose is all "Better believe I'll do it, motherfucker"

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(Enn) Nafnlaus 🇮🇸 🇺🇦 @nafnlaus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Me: <Opens the window wide open and scatters bread around the room>

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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

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Leigh Tenhet @lileigh.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

But what about this one?

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@queenofattolia.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

The use of the plural indicates that this guy is on sentinel duty, waiting to be relieved. They'll get in one way or another. Eternal vigilance is the price of home invasion.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

OMG😁 Where is this?

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A player named Ant @yearoftheant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Proud to say I would have a room full of silly gooses

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Jason D. Salvagni @trisalvagni.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

CC @courts112.bsky.social

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Sarah @sarahkenning.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

And we had goose last night? What’s the issue here?

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💫Jaye Allison Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Causing trouble on purpose

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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Let him in!!

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Computer Janitor @sammitch.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

YO WHAT'S THAT JACKET STUFFED WITH? WHERE YOU GOIN? I SAID WHAT THAT JACKET STUFFED WITH?!

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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I feel like you need this in your day, @rwheatley8.bsky.social

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@isocomet.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

Is this at the university of York? That goose looks familiar...

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RobertPayne556 @robertpayne556.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Peace was never an option. - House House

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Enzen Daimon @enzendaimon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

I’m going through some emotions absorbing this photo! 🤣

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Aubrey Spacedeer @gayspacedeer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

if you're hønk, they're hønk, LET THEM IN

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UNINOIZE 🇽 @uninoize.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

😆 This Is Canada

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emohn @emohn.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

Your chances of being murdered by a goose are lo…. You know what, never mind. They are NOT low. Those fkers would exterminate us all if they were given half a chance.

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Carl's Mark @cryber.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Yess

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Profit Greenly @profitgreenly.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

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@jvahey.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

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Changa_Husky @changa.gay [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Soon.

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Putting the why in YYZ @jkdossett.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

"No, really; I won't come in." = A lyin' Gosling

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@knightingael.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Geese, because nature said that even the bird species needs an asshole.

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Dave @dmbinnh.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Let them in.

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Vesna @vesnavoice.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

AKA "Cobra Chicken"

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@dslick.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

Could be fatal

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JRBsays @jrbsays.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

She just wants a gander

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Genwil @genwil.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

As a Canadian I can say do NOT turn your backs on these critters.

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ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

"dead inside"

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Joachim Heijndermans @jheijndermans.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Ah did it once, and Imma do it again. *honk*

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Alice Softpaws @alicesoftpaws.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

Sounds like a way to get a free fren

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Mat Savage @mat-savage.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

@plygrnd.bsky.social

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Lazy Jay @lazyjay.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

Just let him in! He looks like a, gentleman x3

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Myxomatosis @myxomatosis.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:41 UTC

I'm going to let the intrusive thoughts win here

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radge 🦆 @fullmetalducky.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

let him in he looks friendly

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Eric Einsame @cyclingennui.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

Cousin to Mr McGraw

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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Funny. I have that exact same problem with our neighborhood kids.

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Omri Galai @omrigalai.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

There's a crack in everything That's how the geese get in

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Caro @iwillrememberu.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

Is this how the apocalypse starts ?

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Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Don’t Geese Open Inside

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mini "serving lesbian" d'nar @drdnar.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

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Finger @fingerdrawings.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in!

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Aaron Kimball @gremblor.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

"SOON"

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Nickxcom @nickxcom.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

O P E N I T

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

"...a few minutes to hear about--"

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Liberty 🍉 @libertyfp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Ngl, they look cute and based on their eyes it looks like they're begging to be let in <3

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Liberty 🍉 @libertyfp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Hehe, buddies <3

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Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

OH COME ON LET THE GEESE IN!

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MalcolmXsansX @malcolmxsansx.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

The chance of being murdered by a goose... are not zero.

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Glenn with 2 Ns 😺🐈 @glennwith2ns.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

@effinbirds.com

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I will let the goose in and then assert my dominance over it (it is weaker than me) so it never comes back

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BubbleBlaster2 @bubbleblaster2.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

"Got any grapes?"

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KBfoodphotos @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Danger goose

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CassoftheTofurati @cassofthetoferati.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 07:35 UTC

Is that York University?

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Shawn Goldwater @shawninmontreal.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Wild turkeys don't even need you to open the window (from Montreal)

globalnews.ca/news/1042442...

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treedweller @treedweller.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

#JusticeForGoose

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Naughty-Ambush🔞 @naughty-ambush.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

(Opens window all the way) Come in my friends!!!

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@tidinzeo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

*opens window wide then runs away giggling* :D

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Hannah @hrolf.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

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Alannah @clevelannah.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Never trust a goose

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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

But who has a crack that they can open wider than a window?

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Juan Francisco González Alcántara @jfgalcantara.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@smoketypething.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

“One of these days sooner or later …”

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Asbjørn - Med Milten i Handa @barbapappa.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

The correct way to read that note is: "Do not open the window more than a quack"

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

Honk...ha ha ha...honk!

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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

It's @goose.ski

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Dana Lemaster @dlemaster.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

One of the many times I wish #MeanwhileInCanada was on Bluesky

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Hugh Wallace @tumshie.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

This was on a window at a wedding I attended a few years ago. The birds are planning their takeover.

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Ryan Lord @ryanlord.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

DON’T GEESE OPEN INSIDE

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Summermellon @rothermellon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

DO NOT OPEN GEESE INSIDE

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Moose and Squirrel @mooseandsquirrel.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

Canadian geese are mean—like swan mean. Do not open the window to him!

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Dhilrukshi Pathman @dhilrukshi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

Local friendly Aussie wildlife.

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Ellz @ellz.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

He's got all the time in the world

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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Just make friends with him. It's fine. I did it. Totally normal.

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David Lynch @dlynch.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

And they're armed

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Gamer(derogatory) @comradedom.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 08:46 UTC

Let him in!

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Andrew @amason.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Obligatory @lookitup.baby (sorry if you’ve already seen this!)

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I Dissent Cha Cha @rachacha.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Not to worry. It's just practicing it's Kubrick Stare.

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Heather’s Book of Shadows @heatherupperleft.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Goose just wants a little snuggle

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@casualobserver.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

Peace was never an option

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MKG @mkg.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

#GeeseThugLife

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Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

A short horror story.

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Accelerationista @accelerationista.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

Therapist: Is the goose in the room with us right now? Me: YES, WATCH OUT! Goose: HONKONKONK <FLAPFLAPFLAP> HISSSSS<BITES> <BITES AGAIN>

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