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Alannah

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Just a 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 woman doing her best in the Land of Cleves. Blossoming Flower Girl. (She/Her) Never met a reference she wouldn't make. Discord: clevelannah

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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. 's avatar I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. @crabitha.slutmo.de
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one of the most fundamental things i took from therapy is that so many problems break down to you being mad that someone is doing something you think you're not allowed to do

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I always felt they should be together, but that just meant I was a creep that just wanted to see girls kiss on TV.

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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hey, just the other day i tried to make this as easy as possible for people with a few 1min call/email scripts you can use to demand impeachment/reform. one for current reps, one for challengers in areas with republican reps, one for the white house. if you’re game, tap through!🧵

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Hampus's avatar Hampus @hampus.bsky.social
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Happy #PortfolioDay! I'm Hampus, Swedish pulp artist. I paint book covers, promotional art, original characters, portraits, pinups and comics. Commission info below!

Work inquiries: hampus.flink@gmail.com
Website: hampus-flink.com
Portfolio: cara.app/hampus

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JenTheTracy's avatar JenTheTracy @jenthetracy.bsky.social
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This #PortfolioDay I would like to show off my watercolor and ink critter witches. I illustrate animals local to New Jersey with magical accessories for The Lunar Faire Zine. We have published five issues and counting. #art

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This kind of makes me want to try and befriend a Blue Jay

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Mom Friend 64's avatar Mom Friend 64 @pengarr.postes.club
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I've said it before - if Shel Silverstein can be a children's author, Playboy cartoonist, and Country/Western songwriter, there is room on this earth for EVERYTHING you want to put in it, and screw anybody who doesn't get that

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I had to exorcize this out of my head from just typing it out.

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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Good morning and Happy Sunday 2.0

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Chris Levesque's avatar Chris Levesque @levesque-chris.bsky.social
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What this article leaves out is that if you hand your unlocked phone to a police officer, they can legally search it. Unless companies develop a method that allows you to show officers insurance cards and driver license without unlocking the rest of your phone, don't.

www.zdnet.com/article/digi...

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Libby Hill's avatar Libby Hill @libbyhill.bsky.social
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Of all the leftovers I expected to eat as a mother, the body of Christ was pretty low on the list.

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Steve Nellis's avatar Steve Nellis @snellis.bsky.social
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🌱Yes, I know… more dahlias.

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Carl Wilhoyte's avatar Carl Wilhoyte @carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
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I'm in Ohio. We don't get "4th of July Fireworks", but more "June 28th through July 9th Fireworks at Random Intervals"

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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Easily one of the funniest two-liners in the entirety of the Canonical Simpsons

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Will it make vroom vroom noises when they potty?

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This is amazing, I am always far more captivated by the moon during the day than at night.

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Notorious RBMK's avatar Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social
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the planets are still out in the daytime, can confirm (taken about 15 minutes after sunrise)

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It took barely 6 months HRT until I felt hotter than that picture. Not to mention the massive boost to my mood, social comfort, and general physical well-being. I love the me I see so much more than that picture I never thought I would ever live up to.

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Also miss the part as a young girl getting to wear the most ridiculous outfits just to have a small experience of wearing a crown and sparkly tutu out in public. I imagine this is why I love "dress go spinny" as much as my kids do, we are both new to this.

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Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes!

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I was terrified of the response when I came out at work, but everyone has been great. Even those I thought would scoff have been warm and welcoming. Hoping this keeps going but I plan on being as visible as I can so the next person coming out doesn't need to worry.

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I would say more of a Lindor Dark Truffle, firm dark sweet exterior, but inside is an even more rich, soft, center that provides one with a little hit of oxytocin. 💜

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Bryan 𓁟 The Living Saint's avatar Bryan 𓁟 The Living Saint @bringmetheaxe.bsky.social
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They're making a Lego Jaws set!

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Dave Wagner's avatar Dave Wagner @davewagner.bsky.social
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i saw "independence day" in the theater in 1996, and friends, i will never forget the way the entire audience literally and ecstatically CHEERED when the dog escaped from the explosion. that dog could have won an election for president with like 95% of the vote in july, 1996.

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Melinda Magpie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸💍's avatar Melinda Magpie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸💍 @melindamagpie.bsky.social
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People in our community are scared right now, and rightly so. I'm scared for my future too. But I believe our best response is not despair, but to get organized and fight for our rights. Don't wait until November to start. One way is to help build the Oct. 19 National March in Columbus.

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Alannah's avatar Alannah @clevelannah.bsky.social
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you

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*If* I was the killer I would kill you next

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Lavender is just a blend of red white and blue

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Well at least now I have a name for it 😅

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🥀Zai, the elven goddess of breeding🥀 's avatar 🥀Zai, the elven goddess of breeding🥀 @zaigrey.bsky.social
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My personal opinion on this is if you’re checking in and asking how your sub(s) is doing durning are scene it shows your even more dominant because you have control of yourself

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Brian Transplant's avatar Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you

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