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Iron Spike@ironspike.bsky.social |
Respectfully: What's happening to Alex Jones is an undeniable L. He hates it, it's embarrassing, he is losing his property. No one is saying he's gonna be on a street corner wearing a whiskey barrel, but ffs, please stop trying to figure out a way you can insist "No, he won, actually." He didn't.
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Ariofthesea
@ariofthesea.bsky.social
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It’s one of those times when you have to force feed the hopeium
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Mark Barrington
@markbarrington.bsky.social
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I would really like to see the whiskey barrel scenario, though. If he needs new lodgings, I’d be happy to find a refrigerator box for him.
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Matthew R Francis
@bowlerhatscience.org
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it's also not too late for that endgame
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Vexximus Prime TRANSITION AND ROLL OUT
@thenoirgal.bsky.social
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He does actually have to wear the whiskey barrel with suspenders 3 days a week, it’s court-mandated I checked
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Lin
@buttoven.bsky.social
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He looks like he was DESIGNED for a barrel fit.
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Neovagina Evangelion
@gammarae.design
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And his victims will get _something_
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Michael Scally
@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social
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The fact that he's a featured guest on Russell Brand's grift pivot podcast is a clear indication of how far he's fallen...
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Kayla Konnichibot
@konnichibot.bsky.social
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What's happening to Alex Jones is well deserved schadenfreude. The horrors he put parents whose children were gunned down earned him a very special place in hell.
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The Tom Bombadil of Coca Cola
@tinolqa.bsky.social
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I can still dream of him being out on the corner in a whiskey barrel, though… if only….
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Sarah
@sosomanysarahs.bsky.social
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Also, if anyone has followed the personal aspect of this, there was an extended period where he and his ex-wife were fighting over custody of the children. It came up repeatedly that he used being rich as fuck as a way to manipulate the kids. He's not going to be able to do that anymore.
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Dakota
@dakotabun.bsky.social
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I'd be happier if he was aged in the whiskey barrel for twenty years
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Go•do•fu•ri•i
@godofurii.bsky.social
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Anyone who actually believes this is good for him is an uncritical listener of his. The dude is SEETHING on air and anyone with more than two touching braincells can see how hurt he is. It’s great.
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Banned from the Barbaecue
@randallsd.bsky.social
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If that's what winning looks like, I ask the powers that be to make me the biggest loser until the end of my days.
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Iron Spike
@ironspike.bsky.social
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"He is cleverly doing this thing I have no evidence he is doing and the court's forensic accountants has somehow not figured out he is doing, so he will win in the end!" Is a faith-based assertion. I won't entertain that shit just so you can be a know-it-all doomer.
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FuriousSterling
@furioussterling.bsky.social
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It’s so satisfying it almost makes you believe karma is real
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kaitou (now with less _!)
@kaitou.org
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Well, of course he's not gonna be wearing a whiskey barrel. Have you seen the prices for whiskey barrels?
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎
@sarahkorse.bsky.social
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He'll have to go back to standing outside middle schools with a bullhorn and yell at kids for wearing masks.
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Olivia Wertheimer
@kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social
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Let us have a win dammit, we need SOME
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Skybun
@skybun.bsky.social
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Sometimes good things happen! It's okay!
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃
@sporkboot.bsky.social
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hes fucked but also it would be funny if he was on a street corner wearing a whiskey barrel, truly a man that deserves the misery he's earned
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LoneWolf
@lonelylupine.bsky.social
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Sometimes the bad people get destroyed. You just don't remember them because of how thoroughly they were destroyed.
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Slarnos
@slarnos.bsky.social
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People need to learn to take the W.
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Victoria Woodhull
@vwoodhull938.bsky.social
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It’s amazing how clearly I can see him in a whiskey barrel. It’s as if he was created to wear one.
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Bjorning
@bjorning.bsky.social
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... Are people other than copium-fueled right-wingers really saying otherwise? Wow.
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a head full of serpents and a mouth full of spiders
@palecur.bsky.social
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i have not seen this take before but there is a doom-addicted segment of the populace that has some sort of deep emotional commitment to making everything bad news regardless of objective reality, real despair-junkie shit
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Jonathan
@jginsburg.bsky.social
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Fucker is getting shredded
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Bree Lundberg ✨
@breelundberg.com
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A rare moment of justice served that we should fully be able to enjoy
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Wraithe
@wraithe.bsky.social
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One of the hardest things for people to accept is that once you pass a certain level of wealth it’s virtually impossible to end up “wearing a whiskey barrel”. It’s still an L for them and a W for “decent” people. Trump/Elon ain’t gonna end up that way, but we can knock em down as much as possible.
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Dueledge
@dueledge.bsky.social
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Also, I think if he can't rant everyday he might explode.
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Mrs Schwarzski
@mrsschwarzski.bsky.social
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It’s a bigger win than just him. Every time someone like this gets taken down it lets other rwnj know that there is a line they can’t cross. So much of being a grifter is walking that line, but this will make some people scared.
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Him claiming any sort of backdoor out of his predicament is a lie. The man lies constantly to everyone around him, and especially to himself. If he were human instead of a fascist dog he'd never be in this position.
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Melissa Wong
@favomancer.bsky.social
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I was hoping the L would get him to stop going up and down 4th St in Austin with his fucking goddamn SUV and bullhorn. (I worked in a suit shop right on 4th for part of my stay there.)
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@taren93.bsky.social
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It's like what they do with Trump. Is it just a right-wing thing to see someone clearly losing and try and make up why it was actually a win?
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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he lies about everything “actually I’m winning and I love this” is one of the more obvious lies
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Richard Moon
@rmoonhill.bsky.social
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Well, not *no one*, exactly.
bsky.app/profile/rmoo...
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Emily Riesbeck @ FLAMECON S 170
@emilyriesbeck.bsky.social
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was there any news abt the liquidation that mentioned how long it's expected to take to actually shut infowars down? I feel there's this big, irrational dial inside of me forever stuck on the "i'll believe it when i see it" setting XD
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Le Woodman
@lewoodman.bsky.social
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But Spike, you don't understand, I need to post that big "actually what is happening is the opposite of what everyone thinks" thread, or else how am I gonna prove I'm so much smarter than everybody else?
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Abyrae
@abyrae.bsky.social
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Okay but I would not mind if he did end up living on the street corner, wearing a whiskey barrel.
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