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Glory to you, and your house

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Hannah is resting 🟡 @hannah.the-void.social
[ View ] Aug 23, 2023 at 19:33 UTC

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

The Paedoph Isle

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

Starmercels seething rn

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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Moth Mom Jess @mothmomjess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Me and who?

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

I'm gonna miss it. My dad's in town, i dont think he'd enjoy it, and i'm not gonna ditch him

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Are you at DHC? I wish i was

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Future readers, take heed: i have blocked this person, and urge you to do the same

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Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

the thing about being a leftist and being always right is that there is actually no feeling of "i told you so" satisfaction because the things we're right about tend to be things like "ratfucking for joe biden in 2020 will give us trump in 2024" which sucks and everyone got mad at us for saying that

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

reassuring that on this ominous july 4 we can still take solace in the fact that england sucks ass and leaving it rocked

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sempervirens @camille.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

software for cars is terrible, but software for bicycles is much, much worse

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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

How about "draw a clock"

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

Fuck yes

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Shelly Lynn @celestialcachet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

This whole thread is nerdy heaven for someone like me but also a very real reminder about why art is important. We don’t exist in a vacuum neither do the things we create!

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

Oh fuck yeah thats so cool

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

I honestly really feel like the early modern period was the apex of western culture and we're still playing catch-up to the bauhaus, the russian suprematists, etc etc. Hitler and Stalin really fucked everything up

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

It's real Jesse Pinkman "he cant keep getting away with it" shit. Incredible!

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

Once again

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

Fuck yeah

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Oh hell yeah

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@vonhonkington.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

Everybody shut up and look at this

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

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Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

the most consistent phenomenon on this site is that the user named ‘SEMEN_HITLER_JOI’ volunteers at Food Not Bombs and the user named ‘Ashley Says Trans Joy Is Magic✨’ once kicked a dog so hard its eyes popped out

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots

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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Every day it becomes more and more clear that Sylvia Rivera was right, we never should have settled for Pride when we could have had Power.

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Hayley @haymaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

offering supportive mentorship like

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Thank you fpr alerting me to the need to block that dope

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

Do i know this guy

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

People are saying this more and more

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jj skolnik @modernistwitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

abolish golf. environmental nightmare, only used as a networking tool for rich dicks, takes up public space that could be used communally. throw it in the fucking garbage

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

Well...

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

This exact same thing happens to me

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I think Popular Front did an episode about it

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Isnt that the one where the PMC dorks got captured by a random-ass fisherman

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Eat shit

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[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

Fuck you.

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

imagining him in prison trying to tell the story of Jan. 6 while accidentally knocking over a shelf of thimbles over and over

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

It feels good to block someone for being annoying

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simone @simonee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 01:22 UTC

my love for buffy the vampire slayer kind of functions in the same way that my judaism does (i’m very passionate about it but i’m going to fight god/the creator in a 7/11 parking lot)

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

Germans are so obsessed with bananas actually

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Okay what the fuck is EBM

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Just a little touch of Revolutionary Terror - a carefully measured smidge - would do a lot of good

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Dear sweet lord jeebus if i have to reorganize your socket set one more time, i'm gonna make you eat the sockets

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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

At this point i think my "Dream Job" would be in a machine shop, where i would follow other workers around with an airhorn and blast them whenever they misplaced tools or did something unsafe. Because i am fucking sick of this unsupervised child type bullshit lmao

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Slamming the block button on that guy and his moronic script with the force of the Tsar Bomba

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

From a non-tech person’s point of view, the AI discourse went very quickly from “there’s a 78% chance this will end civilization” to “we’re installing this in all dishwashers, stepladders, social sciences research, and novellas and you will be so so grateful”

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