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i'm gonna find a way to get "whats ur opinion on vore" into a political ad this year, just you watch

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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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Taco Bell's Cannon's avatar Taco Bell's Cannon @jamtoday.bsky.social
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I wonder if Clooney was the big Hollywood elite who was mad that Biden didn't call him on his birthday.

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people keep saying this but the supreme court just invented an entirely new clause in the constitution

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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there is a lot of “democrats are the only agents of american politics” underlying fantasies of contested conventions. meaning, no real consideration for how republicans will respond politically or legally for that matter.

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jesse's avatar jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social
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why don't the democrats simply leverage the blockchain to decide their nominee

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buttstuff werewolf's avatar buttstuff werewolf @mattfraction.bsky.social
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alexi lalas has entered the "bring me the fucking head of john wick" visual phase of his whole whateverthehell and clint dempsey looks like the guy that bites his fist and whispers "baba yaga" ugh, fox sports

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Easy summer dinner recipe for hot day: put some red wine vinegar on something

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somebody get todd klein in here

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it's a snapshot of a segment of the population at a moment in time. it's a close up of a single frame of a 2 hour movie

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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As things stand it’s not controversial to say Trump is in the lead but people should really try to remember that every Democratic operative has generalized anxiety disorder and every Republican operative is on coke

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I’m excited to see the Supreme Court rule that special counsels are illegal when appointed by democrats

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Props to the gop gotv crew, it’s gonna go great

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printing bald faced lies is probably bad if you want to retain any credibility

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"what democrats have been doing this last week has been incredibly corrosive to journalism" vs what's actually incredibly corrosive to journalism

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There’s a joke in Russell/Lieber’s Flintstones comic about hold music on a veterans’ suicide hotline that I think about a lot when I see something like this

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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By 2028 it'll be 14 words

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This is what I’m getting from folks I talk to freaking out about the debate - they’re not going to not vote for Biden, they’re just extremely concerned that other ppl won’t and the stakes are so high that they’re trying to find a silver bullet

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TW's avatar TW @twesq.bsky.social
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I think we can officially retire the heartbreaking meme now

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Sam's avatar Sam @samgavin.com
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a castrated pirate:

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micah they also want "biden to flip the script on chaos in the Democratic party" by introducing more chaos. what's wrong with them is that they're fucking idiots.

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Glenn White's avatar Glenn White @justicar.xyz
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So sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

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Thicc Semper Tyrannis's avatar Thicc Semper Tyrannis @scriban.bsky.social
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NYT says their performance on Threads today was an aberration, & not indicative of deeper problems they've had with social media. Unfortunately, that hasn't satisfied many observers whose concerns are growing louder. The stakes are too high. For the good of the news, the Times should step aside

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

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Zoe Tunnell's avatar Zoe Tunnell @zoewithasword.bsky.social
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Thinking about this page from Urasawa's Pluto where he managed to do a heartbreaking bit of emotionality from a robot physically incapable of emoting all entirely through panel composition and framing. One of the all-time greats of comics.

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I love how the same people who were like “it’s ableist to remote diagnose Trump” are now neurology experts because it lets them live their best west wing LARPs

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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Jason K Pargin, author's avatar Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
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If you tried to read Dante's The Inferno and found it difficult, just imagine trying to explain Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" to someone 700 years from now because it's mostly just that

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love that i live in the kind of place where my kids can get cartoons from a neighbor at the local coffee joint and find out that he went to school with "the woman who writes JEFF!!!!!"

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Jenny would kill Scalia and call Forrest for help after

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No way, that’s the one thing I insist he can’t do. Food is self care

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Wally eats for maintenance not flavor and has the palate of an 8 y/o Bruce and Diana have never seen the business end of a kitchen in their lives John learned to cook from family and loves doing it but doesn’t get to as much as he’s like Zoe’s spot on about clark. Always vols to grill at JL cookouts

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I think j’onn’s personal taste is so unbelievably 50s that he might be a competent cook but there are a lot of jello salads

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I think I’m defaulting to cartoon bc I’m watching it off and on with the kids. 2 arguments for hawkgirl: bc she has to figure out how to cook her home food and bc st. roch’s proximity to New Orleans makes the inevitable drift into fusion cuisine reeeeal good

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wow shocking that a debate yet again didn't move the actual needle of actual voters who could have predicted this

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Who’s the best cook on the JL? I feel like it’s John Stewart or hawkgirl

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In case you’re wondering what at least part of the media freakout has been about

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