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Jon Bois

@jonbois.bsky.social

i ended up going to the store twice today. so if you saw some guy at the store today, odds are it was me

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Daniel 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦's avatar Daniel 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @rogonandi.bsky.social
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I’m pretty sure I saw you today, but I was far too shy to approach.

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Nat Guest's avatar Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social
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Yeah I saw a guy

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DarenB's avatar DarenB @boomer61.bsky.social
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Thought that looked like you - twice.

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Fern Woodsson 🌿's avatar Fern Woodsson 🌿 @fernwoodsson.bsky.social
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Erce's avatar Erce @erce1234.bsky.social
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dont think thats how that works

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Wizard's avatar Peanut Butter & Jelly Wizard @pbjwizard.bsky.social
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i like the idea that your understanding of non-sports statistics is much *worse* than average

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Shremp's avatar Shremp @shrempsquid.bsky.social
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this is one of the posts of all time

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Jon, are you from Georgia? I saw a white bearded old guy

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EarthMachine's avatar EarthMachine @terramachina.bsky.social
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one day i will be buying some milk and look over and there it will be... jon bois

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Chris's avatar Chris @ary.bsky.social
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Jon Buys

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Forrest's avatar Forrest @dunots.bsky.social
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Sorry, I've been in a yurt

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Ping's avatar Ping @pinguinoeo.bsky.social
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Jon I think you might be an addict

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Map of the Moon's avatar Map of the Moon @mapofthemoon.bsky.social
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Saw you near the cheese cooler both times. Freak.

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John Masters's avatar John Masters @johnmasters.bsky.social
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I just got back from the store. What are you wearing?

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Robot's avatar Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social
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I saw that judgmental look when I picked up the box of Cap N Crunch. You have no right to judge me!

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Sean_GMC's avatar Sean_GMC @seangmc.bsky.social
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They don't call him Jon Store for nothing

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meeting Mayz's avatar meeting Mayz @meetingmayz.bsky.social
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Aside from the employee, should be no other reason to notice that. Except if someone else also to go in, twice, at the same time. [insert scifi theme here]

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just alyx's avatar just alyx @justalyx.bsky.social
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were you that guy who scanned my items at the register

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lindsay's avatar lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social
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Good choice on those purchases, man

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keeb's avatar keeb @bleachdemon.bsky.social
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i knew it was you!!

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I am not real's avatar I am not real @globetrotters.bsky.social
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@jonbois.bsky.social any chance you can follow the @ap.brid.gy account? it bridges your account to the social web so people on mastodon can follow you

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sk0sh's avatar sk0sh @sk0sh.bsky.social
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i know it's true because i was the floor

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Yooberz 🍤's avatar Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club
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I saw a cutout image of Hobbes so I assume that was you

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Giarcstatistico's avatar Giarcstatistico @jujuchewbacca.bsky.social
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I think I saw you at the post office in Burlington, VT! Were you the guy who was silent and invisible and not mailing anything?

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Thom Beckett's avatar Thom Beckett @thombeckett.com
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Knew it.

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린튼's avatar 린튼 @zonesofthought.bsky.social
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I didn’t go out so this is totally correct

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Kris Tanner's avatar Kris Tanner @kristanner.bsky.social
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That's where I know you from. The store.

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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else's avatar tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social
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Thanks for the heads up I thought I was trapped in a time loop.

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Brad's avatar Brad @bradsbrown.dev
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but i didn’t go to the store today, jon

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