Karen Kilgariff

@karenkilgariff.bsky.social

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better

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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Texas DPS not stopping a gunman in Uvalde vs Texas DPS stopping unarmed protestors at UT

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

Enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

I tried to get a protein bar at the airport but all I could find was a weird little cakey thing filled with raspberry jelly and this why no one in my family will do the amazing race with me

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

Oh my my, oh hell yes.

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

My friend just won at drag bingo and I’m exhilarated to a frightening degree

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu
[ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

‘Sadako, the female ghost from The Ring, appearing at a japanese baseball game between the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters and Yakult Swallows’

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

I remembered to put out the garbage cans this morning (Bob Seger voice) like a rock 🎸

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

Yes Popeye?

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

I was just offered free bread at the diner still got it

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

I just checked Twitter and was immediately killed by a cyber truck

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”

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ratwife @pinkberryshake.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

"would 12yr old you be proud of who you are now?" i'm not here to impress a mentally ill child

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

Quintano is brave as hell and her efforts deserve some of your dollars if you’re inclined and able

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Jeff @usedwigs.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Oh no my precious hour!!

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

Please I must know

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Power Thursday come on now

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

It’s great

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 06:55 UTC

Finally I get to be alone with my Tuesday night boyfriend Shogun

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

Goddamn you’re right Perfidious Pete

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

If you’re looking for a job, we don’t drug test!

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Ok so I always do that 90s thing where if something is popular I ignore it which you must admit is fascinating and not at all lame or poser-y anyhow it just occurred to me that I’ve never seen Dumb And Dumber so I rented it I’m 30 seconds in just smiling like an idiot we owe Jim Carrey big time

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Waiting for the light to change I got to see a particularly hot dad skip around a playground with his little son and daughter moving and life affirming 5 stars

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

I may task rabbit it

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

I left my blueberry scone in the car and oh how I long for it

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Checked in on Twitter it’s just a lot of “Can your foundation do THIS?!”

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Just got a targeted ad for chair yoga so bye I guess

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

30 rock isnt "just about Lisa & Bart going around". its more than that. its about us. SHE does saxophone because WE do it. ur not laughing cuz its not MEANT to be funny. no one laughs seeing their own hands in the mirror. "no! these arent mine! youre lying to destroy me" they cry

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

no one: people in the 50s: robut

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

At the health food store and I was going to buy some plantain hand cream to be funny as if it were that easy

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 15, 2024 at 05:16 UTC

Incorrect

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 15, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

My favorite Apple TV screensaver is this aerial shot of the least appealing section of the gg bridge why not include some workmen spitting on the ground or a dead seagull washing ashore

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

People are freaking out about 10 year old girls fucking shit up at Sephora perhaps the government should pass laws to ensure their bodily autonomy see if that helps

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Want to be a hero? Open a grocery store called Normal Prices and charge normal prices

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I didn’t know Bass Pro Shops had such gorgeous pools men are so lucky

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

I just accidentally replied on a tarot reader’s TikTok with 😭😭😭 I don’t know how I did it and I can’t delete it this is not how I want to be perceived

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blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

damn girl are you a Bird scooter because you're just lying in the middle of the sidewalk

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 06:19 UTC

I expect to see you at 9am mass tomorrow

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

I fall for it every time someone with a celebrity profile pic follows me like oh yay Jason Statham with laser eyes will finally witness my artistry

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

Thank you!

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

I saw a beer koozie at the grocery store with a block of text that started like “If women are going to talk then I’m gonna drink and fish” or something so I grabbed it and threw it behind the firewood

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

New year, new meat: speck!

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 08:34 UTC

I think my least favorite firework is the one that starts nice but then becomes worms

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Well now it’s our Christmas tradition

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

The sobbing

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

The thing about him is he’s consistent

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

My dad changed the channel from football, watched 30 minutes of the Bowie documentary then goes “Jesus he’s barefoot” and turned it back

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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Jeff I swear I saw a commercial that made me think it’d be like Pineapple Express

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