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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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My advice for people getting married is don't.
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Pumpkin Escobar@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social |
331 followers 170 following 1289 posts
"Spit jewels like Eastern riches, junkie fixes
Around here we say 'birds', not bitches"
The Streets - Lets Push Things Forward
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Kelly
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
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My advice for people getting married is don't.
6 replies 20 reposts 52 likes
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Not really speaking to anyone from now on.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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π
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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[a dad walking the plank] ..teak?
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Fun fact white chocolate is made from cobra venom and the tears of stray puppies.
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SalvadoΠ― oΠ―b3!
@theonlyorbei.bsky.social
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nope. i have no children and no desire to have any. why not? humans are a plague.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Stuff of nightmares.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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π¬
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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*insert face palm gif
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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She gave my nudes a thumbs up that's bad, right.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Finding a Catherine Trammell type who'll screw my brains out and then end me with an ice-pick is surprisingly more difficult than one would imagine.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Which type of cheese should I stock up on to make me more appealing to women?
10 replies 5 reposts 21 likes
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Window Dolls
@windowdolls.bsky.social
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Did you see that banner just now
βEAT PASTA, RUN FASTAβ π
#euro2024
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BEAVE Β²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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[Checks pockets] Iβm all out of sunshine, but I do have plenty of gloom.
5 replies 40 reposts 86 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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βItβs not the destination, itβs the journeyβ I say, floating down a storm drain
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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There seems to be a disconnect between my life and even a modicum of enjoyment please advise.
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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At first glance, she struck me as someone who would strike me.
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Endless Screaming
@infinitescream.bsky.social
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Bear with me. Iβm trying to strike a balance between mediocre and appalling.
4 replies 46 reposts 88 likes
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Been waiting on this McLobster since 1992 surely it's ready now I've missed my bus.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Liver Lava Labia
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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π€
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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It's an oof-fest, Stella.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Oof!
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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I'm forming a close bond with her *I've cable tied our ankles together
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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they can build a ladder to put a man on the moon but they can't make a ribbed condom that actually tastes like ribs
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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*artfully dodges any sort of meaningful intimacy
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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* standing with my testicles hanging from the bottom of my kimono 'Ya, I'd say trailblazer was an accurate description'
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BEAVE Β²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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The only way to see if someone is ready for commitment is to wear a wedding dress on the first date.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Smashing friends, L.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Just saw Donald Trump in B&Q buying Cuprinol. Completely blanked me.
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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Knuckle tats: THEY LIVE
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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I may list them.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Sometimes I try to put off moving for as long as I can right now it's reached 4 days.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Antioxidants. Fake. Don't believe in them.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Why is it so hard to find a girl with a strong stomach and a bone saw smdh
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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I'm working on how to make mediocrity sexy.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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That is my theme tune.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Oh I wish you would.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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I've got nicknames for all of you and quite a number are really rather disparaging tbqh.
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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bring your pteranodon to work week.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Gasoline scented candles
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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On your marks. Get set. Disappoint!!!
2 replies 47 reposts 86 likes
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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Despondence would be a lovely name for a girl
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Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
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Has anyone checked on Billy Crystal lately
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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Going mad, you guys wanna come with?
8 replies 26 reposts 72 likes