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KookyDame

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Performance Artist 👑 Model
Your favorite Delivery driver 🥡🥪🌮
Dabbler of Traditional Arts
Ttrpg & Collaborative Storytelling Enthusiast
Gamer
S/HE/THEM (18+ minors dni) 31
Eccentric Gremlin + Queer Brat
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I checked the next few days hoping it be cooling off. Lmao

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Oh, this is just cruel.... I fucking hate summer

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Little does adobe know that I keep pulling all my money out each day into those small chunks just so they can't charge me the ridiculous fee a month that drunk me accidentally signed our soul into. I'm a smarter devil than that, but drunk me isn't so I end up fixing more mistakes than not

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I just needed to WAAAAH for a second, like I'm a sad Luigi 🫠

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Barely got my phone bill in time and now my apartment is like: "hey, please give us all our money by the 8th it's $2,600 you need to fix it." I hope they settle for some small chunks and then give me another paper with a deadline. Probably be done paying that by the 14th. Ooof AND I AM HEAT SICK

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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We all stopped being kind when Blockbuster closed

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st. clueless, of the vhs's avatar st. clueless, of the vhs @clueless.bsky.social
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if you’re waiting for everyone around you to wake up, you’ll wait forever. this is how the people grinding our bones to make their bread WANT you to be. paralyzed, alienated & purposeless

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I'm delivering to a celebrity hahahah Ladygag a

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I always thank tippers with fun nudes, like this one I shared earlier 💕

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I always thank tippers with fun nudes, like this one I shared earlier 💕

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I'm $35 from paying my phone bill, can someone boost me there so I don't have to go back to work again after my lunch break 💕

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Our Queen and Saint, Jennifer Coolidge 🌭🌭🌭

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KIMBLY💕✨ 's avatar KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social
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🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭🌭 HOT DOG REAL BAD 🌭🌭 👁️👅👁️🌭 HOT DOG REAL BAD 👁️🫦👁️ 🌭🌭🌭 🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭🌭 HOT DOG REAL BAD 🌭🌭 👁️🕳️👁️ 🌭 HOT DOG REAL BAD 🌭🌭🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 MAKES ME WANNA HOT DOG REAL BAD MAKES ME WANNA HOT DOG REAL BAD MAKES ME WANNA HOT DOG REAL BAD

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Fuck global warming, fuck denialists, fuck those who say not my problem, and fuck the companies who don't give a shit. It's hot today and I'm grumpy.

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In my dream I had a really cool sword. That was the biggest redeeming factor as it was a nightmare sent by my shadow self to face my doubts and insecurities. Anyways, I swallowed the sword at the end and even that didn't kill me. I think my reasoning was: "fuck you, and you can't have my sword."

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Fuck global warming, fuck denialists, fuck those who say not my problem, and fuck the companies who don't give a shit. It's hot today and I'm grumpy.

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It's Wagon Wednesday 😘 if you like the view, please tip a buck or two 💸 I am $84 away from paying my phone bill 💵 and could use the help to not lose my service suddenly

ko-fi.com/kookydame

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I am feeling heat sick from working today and going to take a nap. Would love to be able to tap out of work for the rest of the day and just rest ❤️ maybe do a live stream later of me playing Zelda nude on my fansly but only if I can stop working now

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Oh shit, trigger post fingers did not tag my stuff my bad

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It's Wagon Wednesday 😘 if you like the view, please tip a buck or two 💸 I am $84 away from paying my phone bill 💵 and could use the help to not lose my service suddenly

ko-fi.com/kookydame

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The most ADHD I put it down and forgot spot I've had in awhile 🤣 they took forever to find!

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John Kennedy's avatar John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

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salem ⚧️'s avatar salem ⚧️ @awildsalem.com
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injection day 🔥

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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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Fireworks suck! Here are some tips from cat behaviorist Mikel Delgado for keeping your cats safe and happy this 4th of July. www.instagram.com/p/C87GFSBpgyk/

1. Make sure your cats are inside. Even if they normally go out, the 4th is not a good day for them to roam. (con't)

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Gretchen Leigh's avatar Gretchen Leigh @famiconsumer.com
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This is one of the coolest things we've done in a while.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Katsyns 🎀 OF $6.49 🔞's avatar Katsyns 🎀 OF $6.49 🔞 @katsyns.bsky.social
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doggy or missionary? either way i need someone inside~ 😏💦

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Wishing you the best ❤️ good luck

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They are STILL SO MAD. Like writing op eds about how it cause terrible inflation and we're still sitting on pandemic cash to this day. Pundits are out of their goddamn minds.

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Blutengel, Lacuna Coil, Gary Numan, The Anix, The Birthday Massacre 💕 all on my playlist this morning

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:eyes

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Basically don't give up the first month but it will be hard for a bit. Dash during the busiest times: early morning to lunch and early evening through dinner. Even if you plan to stop early make it think you will work until the latest spot possible that way the algorithm routes you better and more

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