My fellow Americans, Democrats want an America where you cannot defend yourself from the strippers, teen runaways, male prostitutes, or people from Craigslist you have invited into your home for Bible study.”
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Rs: We gotta put biblical rules in schools
Me: Holy shit! Like a debt jubilee every 7 years?
Rs: Haha, no, not that one
Me: like "you shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt"?
Rs: Hahaha not that one either
Me: so, uh, which rules exactly?
Rs: Oh, you know the ones
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Tax the rich.
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It might have been all the Dutch Reformed plumbers I grew up with who just loved a Biblical justification to shit on their wives. ALL those guys go to PowerPoint churches now.
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They worship Paul.
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Not a Drag…. Never mind, it’s always these assholes.
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Retrograde MAGA weirdos.
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Thanks Fox News! www.wral.com/story/scared...
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So not Drag Queens?
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And now the Saudis will cut production to help Trump this summer
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Did Biden threaten the judge or jury? Asking for a friend.
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Never forget the Whole Foods anti-vax BMW Moms.
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This is universally funny
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Yup
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But Biden is old and TikTok says nothing matters
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cybertruck ben shapiro's wife
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can't get wet
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I am trying to kill it…..
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Good job, keep up the false equivalency and horse race political coverage while we all burn.
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Getting a ride is not bringing parents to an interview
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a big difference between biden and trump is there would be a six month news cycle screaming for martial law if he got hit with a milkshake and if it was biden not only would everyone think it was kinda funny the nyt would ask how it helps trump
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Preserved here, complete, for posterity.
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“Convicted felon and adjudicated sex abuser”
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Samuel Alito returned home from a grueling day at SCOTUS to find his tenant-in-common and wife, Martha Ann, was flying the ISIS flag.
“I entreat you remove that black banner, which is hateful to me,” said Sam.
“I shan’t. Betty down the block has refused me a cup of sugar,” she replied feistily.
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