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Rs: We gotta put biblical rules in schools Me: Holy shit! Like a debt jubilee every 7 years? Rs: Haha, no, not that one Me: like "you shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt"? Rs: Hahaha not that one either Me: so, uh, which rules exactly? Rs: Oh, you know the ones
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Tim
@cthulul.bsky.social
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It's gotta be the ones about wearing mixed fabrics and eating shellfish, right?
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Vir2ualVibes
@vir2ualvibes.bsky.social
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Unaware that intelligent voters can love and respect their religion and the Constitution concurrently, Louisiana Rep. Gov. Jeff Landry drops a huge dung muffin, mounts his dinosaur, and trots off into the sunset.
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cartogeek
@cartogeek.bsky.social
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PeoriaBummer
@peoriabummer.bsky.social
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Oh. So the things Jesus actually said? Absofuckinglutely not.
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Yechiel ⍼ יחיאל
@yechiel.me
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Lol I'd actually be okay if instead of the 10 commandments they put the golden rule up...
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David Binnig
@binnig.bsky.social
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A surprising thing about the Bible is that the commandments Moses chisels on stone tablets are not “The Ten Commandments” but a different set of commandments that are like:
• Observe Passover
• Don’t marry Hittites
• Don’t cook young goats in goat’s milk.
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...
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Janet Rosenbaum (she/her)
@janet.bsky.social
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They certainly could have done worse than the 10 commandments if they are putting Hebrew Bible texts in schools. Prayer at school football games is way more out of line imo.
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lieronet
@lieronet.bsky.social
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Me, hopefully: the one about mixed fibers?
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Nicholas Weaver
@ncweaver.skerry-tech.com
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You: The ones used to promote a hollywood movie that appear in no actual version of scripture? Rs: Uhh, of course. They are "secular" that way so it isn't a problem with the Supreme Court.
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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez
@jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
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They mean the ones that aren't actually in there but they like to pretend they are.
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Mike Wilson
@mkwilson27.bsky.social
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Me: Sell all of your possessions and give the money to the poor? Rs: 🤣😂
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Bruce R McF (etc.)
@brucermcf.bsky.social
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"The rules our Dear Leader are treating as a to-do list."
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Very Ambivalent Very Ricky
@ambivalentricky.bsky.social
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It's not exactly a secret hypocrisy, but it still boggles my mind that no one seems to have called into question a movement to instill civil religion in the US with the commandment "you shall not kill" less than a decade after the US intentionally killed hundreds of thousands of civilians in WWII.
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Susieus Maximus
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The other ones that we don't follow, either, but they're in the Bible, and posting them is just basically letting everybody know that Christians Rule.
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Charles S. Freeman
@cspencef.bsky.social
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Me: Oh, you mean the Beatitudes Rs: What? No… Me: So, the fruits of the Spirit? (Galatians 5:22-23) Rs: no, no, no… Me: So it’s gotta be the “think on these things” list (Philippians 4:8) Rs: Stop it, just stop it…
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Infrastructure is politics
@rational.bsky.social
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Urrim and Thummim. And the one where Muhammad wrestles with the angel, and, uh, Sea Org
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derek
@derek.bsky.social
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Are they going to post the "Though shalt not covet your neighbors slaves" commandment? Because that would certainly be a choice.
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William Adler
@williamadler78.bsky.social
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About not mixing wool and linen?
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Caro
@iwillrememberu.bsky.social
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Funny thing how it’s never about helping others, never about turning the other cheek, never about forgiveness, generosity, compassion, humility, integrity, etc.
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Shawn Connery
@shawnconnery.bsky.social
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What kills me is how obviously insincere and blasphemous this entire cabal is, including all these so-called "Christian" leaders. This is all about power, that's the entire game. And they all fucking know it.
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Aaron Bourque
@afbourque.bsky.social
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The ones that Jesus declared obsolete?
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Sam Brunson
@smbrnsn.bsky.social
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We all know there's only one actual biblical rule: don't be (or support) LGBTQ people. Sure, you can't get it from the text. But it's the rule anyway.
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@sababausa.bsky.social
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Scalia summed it up in the Van Orden oral arguments: no religion, just Christendom vibes
www.supremecourt.gov/pdfs/transcr...
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heejinsoulyves. IG: @metrocontrast
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heejinsoulyves. IG: @metrocontrast
@heejinsoulyves.bsky.social
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Manually bookmarking this in a separate app until @support.bsky.team finally adds a Bookmark feature, damn
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Alun Jones
@alun.pw
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The only ones they know, because Charlton Heston was in a movie.
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Pascal Jacquemain
@jacquep.bsky.social
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Can they mandate to put Ezekiel 23:20 on all public buildings?
biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-2...
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James Julian Hare
@jamesjhare.com
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all i know is those folks better not be wearing blended fabric
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James Julian Hare
@jamesjhare.com
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you are a very good egg
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TheIndependent
@realindependent.bsky.social
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Christians, choose your fighter!
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Sax 🎷🏳️⚧️⚒️ Huntress of Billionaires
@saxmith.bsky.social
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"Oh, you mean about washing your hands, right? Yeah since the pandemic we really do need better health in schools"
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Andrew Rothstein
@asrothstein.bsky.social
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Points to the Andrew Lawrence post.
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Robert Stribley
@stribs.bsky.social
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Related
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Angry Cephalopod
@jephalopod.bsky.social
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Yo dawg I heard you hate graven images so I made you a graven image of that time you said no graven images
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FatGuyOnABike🔒
@fgoaborg.bsky.social
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The state is going to shit themselves when they learn about Acts 2:44-45. But that's one of the parts American Christians pretends never existed.
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Cindy
@samuraicindy.bsky.social
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