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Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done
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Anna E. Cook
@annaecook.bsky.social
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Careful if you post this too much some investor is going to try to monetize mushrooms
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@mayevski.bsky.social
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Just give startups some millions of years to evolve…
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Spooky
@spookycandle.bsky.social
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it's no contest
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LastDeadMouse⏹️
@guttersharp.bsky.social
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I don’t know…mushrooms never showed me the futility of tech…they showed me the face of god once though…they were not happy.
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One Who Walks Among the Dead
@anubisthejackal.bsky.social
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Fun fact: they didn't always - apparently took about 100 million years for fungi to happen upon the enzymes capable of digesting lignin. So, for 100 million years, trees died, didn't decompose, and now we have coal.
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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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I dunno, there was that one company that crushed up vegetables and put them in plastic bags and you have to use their machine to squeeze the juice out of those plastic bags. Everyone in Silicon Valley is a genius
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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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On the flip side, taking mushrooms seems to make tech bros think they have the best new ideas. “Blood, but with ads!” And then they get a jillion in funding
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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF
@spottyserval.furry.energy
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Shroom
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Bruv
@bruvwho.bsky.social
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Hell yes
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Thar🏳️⚧️
@tharsull.bsky.social
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i would say we should turn tech bros into mushrooms, but i dont mean to imply doing them any harm, they'd just be more valuable to the world if they were chewing up dead stuff on the forest floor
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Maybe if we can get a microchip into dead wood somehow...
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Corbett
@gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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Not for nothing but Twitter turned grumpy old man complaints and lack of critical thinking into a resurrection of violent white supremacy.
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Wallplugnft
@wallplug.bsky.social
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🤣♥️👊
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Andrew Elder
@awelder.bsky.social
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But according to the tech press every startup founder is also a fun guy
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J Marotta
@jmarotta.bsky.social
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“Food”. Well, medicine anyway.
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NoWy
@nowy.bsky.social
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Best booster for my creative brain 💻🎹🎸🎨
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What TF are we doing??
@symbioticmind.bsky.social
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Wow. Truth
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particle dogs
@particledogs.bsky.social
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our new app, MSHRM, is here to disrupt the circle of life!
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Ben Adam Climer
@benadambenadam.bsky.social
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Okay but they took too long to evolve because now there is coal.
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Doomaflatchie
@doomaflatchie.bsky.social
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Not to mention what they turn *me* into
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Fabulous Abomination
@fababomination.bsky.social
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This is true.
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Reflector Dish 📡 🇵🇸
@eccentricks.bsky.social
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And in doing so they prevent the creation of more coal, a substance we clearly can't be trusted with!
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Indigo 7A // Asher the owl
@ashertheowl.bsky.social
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as someone who spent 30 years in tech, yeah, sounds right
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Desperado
@coldwindandsnow.bsky.social
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So true!!!!!
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Andrew Carl
@andrewcarl.bsky.social
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A hundred dead-eyed venture capital bros just started phoning their favorite near-human seeming tech bro to ask them if they got any mushroom AI pitches.
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The Fireman🔥
@meetbeatmaker.bsky.social
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Who called the Fireman????
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@pegasustfts.bsky.social
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Good info
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marcmagus
@marcmagus.bsky.social
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Tech startups turn dead wood into billionaires. Unfortunately.
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Campfire Headcase
@vidoqo.bsky.social
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Saw an amazing exhibit on fungi uses in manufacturing at the Micropia museum in Amsterdam. Some amazing examples here as well:
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DM used to mean dungeon master
@joshhull.bsky.social
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Thank goodness for our telepathic message network, or we wouldn’t be able to receive this message* 🫶🏼 *would rather have psilocybin communications over trace mineral tricorders any day
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enkyment
@enskyment.bsky.social
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Yeah but vc backed tech bros turned mushrooms into coffee, so
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Justin Noormand
@justin-noormand.bsky.social
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Having worked for a couple tech startups, I can’t argue with the power of mushrooms. They’re amazing.
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crucialwax
@crucialwax.com
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Mushrooms are fuxking amazing. For realz.
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Jeremy Bearimy
@satyric.bsky.social
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Six weeks from now: “We’re disrupting the traditional mushroom space with our new mycotransactions!”
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Mela Storm
@melastorm.bsky.social
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They are a marvelous and fascinating life form. And I’m confident once humanity has gone tits up they will evolve into more intelligent beings. Robot overlords, my ass.
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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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They also turn a lot of pathetic tech bros into pathetic Joe Rogan fans
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FrankGrimesOfficial
@bnlngstrth.bsky.social
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They're also tasty delicious and make you see God delicious. Deadly too. Amazing evolution of one of the oldest and largest living organisms on earth.
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Joanna L. Pearce, PhD.
@jlphistory.bsky.social
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Are you familiar with the tumblr meme about mushrooms?
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IX
@crossington.bsky.social
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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Mycorrhizae make the world go round
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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FACTS
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Algorithmotrophic fungus
@engagetheo.bsky.social
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A thousand million times yes!
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
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But what about Batman meme No
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Ruth Malone, RN, PhD Bollard Granny
@remalone.bsky.social
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@lukelukeluke.bsky.social What are these little ones growing in San Francisco?
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Andrew Staples
@acstaples405.bsky.social
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Twitter started as software to connect dispatchers and taxis. Which sounds potentially useful.
www.ajc.com/news/nationa...
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Miss kittenlyn
@axolotlfriend.bsky.social
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They also make funny colors that accidentally gave a chimp self awareness and how we have to pay rent so this is all fungis fault
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Kris Wernowsky
@kriswernowsky.com
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Bruh, mushrooms never put a ping pong table in the workspace and let us drink a beer in the office on Fridays.
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