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Jess Zimmerman
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This album exists beyond the concept of “aging well”
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I don’t eat dog food myself on a particular basis, but I’ve heard from sources that it works for feeding dogs
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Jess Zimmerman
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This album exists beyond the concept of “aging well”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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seems newsworthy, can’t wait to hear about it showing up in paragraph 47 of another piece about how biden is old
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Jess Zimmerman
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You’d think people would be embarrassed to keep doing this after how it worked out all the other times
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Jesse Myerson
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Long, horrific post from Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir, who has been convicted eight and indicted dozens of times for assorted acts of hate violence including supporting terrorism, and who here is speaking about Palestinian prisoners, thousands of whom have not even stood trial.
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shauna
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he should just walk out and announce drone strikes on Mar-a-Lago
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Seth D. Michaels
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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not
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Jess Zimmerman
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it’s not for everyone obviously but if you saw the first sentence and said “I’m excited to read that” you’ll be FINE
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Jess Zimmerman
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it’s my favorite book!
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Jess Zimmerman
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I would love to feed “On my naming day when I come 12 I gone front spear and kilt a wyld boar he parbly ben the las wyld pig on the Bundel Downs any how there hadn’t ben none for a long time befor him nor I aint looking to see none agen” into this app and see if I can break it for good
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Jess Zimmerman
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yeah ultimately that’s probably what I want too
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Jess Zimmerman
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interesting! That’s certainly the reputation but I like anchovies in other contexts
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Jess Zimmerman
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I may have stolen this observation from someone. If it’s you I’m sorry and you were right
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Jess Zimmerman
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I’ve never even been able to opt in, let ALONE having anchovies thrust upon me!
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Jess Zimmerman
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I was really led to believe that pizza would have anchovies on it more often in my life
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
@nora.zone
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obviously major newspapers should call for trump to quit running for president but they shouldn't stop there. they should call on him to climb mount everest. they should strongly imply that the reason he doesn't go cave diving every weekend is because he is a cuck
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Kelsey Atherton
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National news coverage of gender-affirming surgeries for trans youth strikes me as the same as national coverage of "late term" abortions: it takes a vanishingly small number of events, frames them as irresponsible, and elevates to national concern what are ultimately specific cases with clear need.
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Jess Zimmerman
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oh well now I want the linguists on the case! @gretchenmcc.bsky.social do you know
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Jess Zimmerman
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I think it’s more about managing your feelings of jealousy when your partner has room for a kitchen table
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Jess Zimmerman
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Everyone keeps saying “the scream I scrumpt” even though it should obviously be “screamt” and also for some reason I’m the only person I’ve heard say “the shriek everyone shroke.” Does nobody know grammar
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Stella
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
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Jess Zimmerman
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I’m a tiny bit high and briefly thought this was a “which one is cake” situation (the one on the left)
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Jess Zimmerman
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genuinely thought this was about a fart
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Jess Zimmerman
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Hope I get picked for the lottery this year
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Kevin Collins
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Not that there weren't reasons to run against the court before, but "The justices who have taking a lot of bribes says it's okay to bribe elected officials" seems like the kind of thing that an average voter can both understand and get mad about
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Jess Zimmerman
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wait you hadn’t read The City and The City? I was struggling with how to say it more clearly because that possibility didn’t even occur to me. Bump it up your TBR if you want a sense of accomplishment, it’s VERY short
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Elizabeth Picciuto
@epicciuto.bsky.social
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From a non-tech person’s point of view, the AI discourse went very quickly from “there’s a 78% chance this will end civilization” to “we’re installing this in all dishwashers, stepladders, social sciences research, and novellas and you will be so so grateful”
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Jess Zimmerman
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The kiki bouba labeler labeled me bouba and I’m taking it personally even though it’s OBVIOUSLY true
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Jess Zimmerman
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You guys are talking about a DIFFERENT CITY, that is WASHINGTON, they are physically but not conceptually coextensive a la Beszel and Ul Qoma how many times do I have to say it
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Tim Onion
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Jess Zimmerman
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I’d say 7/10, and the other 3/10 are trying to make a thing out of something everyone has been over for three years
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Tom
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ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.
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Jess Zimmerman
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it would be INCREDIBLE if this were the single universal sign
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Jess Zimmerman
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this is literally the ASL sign for llama
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Jess Zimmerman
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gotta get some use out of those “official dick and balls inspector” shirts
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Greg Pak
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Proposal to require every Louisiana politician who has ever violated one of the Ten Commandments to immediately resign.
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Jess Zimmerman
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(I have a deep philosophical commitment to the idea that the fun of Taskmaster is not doing it or making your friends do it, but watching PROFESSIONAL COMEDIANS do it)
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Jess Zimmerman
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Four people so far have texted me about the Taskmaster Live Experience and I am being a staunch wet blanket to all of them
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Jess Zimmerman
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Please stop being mean to Weezer they are doing their best
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pilot
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hello!! we are bringing a worker-owned bookstore & cafe to astoria and you can help us! we're also going to do some pop-up events this summer! gofund.me/e09c57ab
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Jess Zimmerman
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Becky! I could have moved it!!
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Jess Zimmerman
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you can tell I’ve deeply imprinted on Funland lmao
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Jess Zimmerman
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are you in Rehoboth or do all these rides look the same everywhere
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Jess Zimmerman
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THE PROPS
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Jess Zimmerman
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you’d fingerspell it but if you were going to be talking about them a lot you’d probably want to sign something more descriptive of what it does
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Jess Zimmerman
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It is also, it must be said, suffering badly from the phenomenon @frumpenberg.bsky.social writes about here
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Jess Zimmerman
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I’m reading this on the strength of Josh and Maris’s recommendation and I didn’t expect it to be so FUNNY
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Jess Zimmerman
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Can someone check in on Saeed because if I knew Sondheim had my book I’d immediately die
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Jess Zimmerman
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“Well, I’ll let you go”
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Jess Zimmerman
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In seriousness I don’t understand how people don’t use that language for every auction, fundraiser, new product drop, sale, etc. “Get my book… but at a price”
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Jess Zimmerman
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The hare will grant your wishes, but at a terrible price. The price is £1,410
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