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Mary Gillis@marygillis.bsky.social |
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Urban Futurist Democrat
@urbfuturistdem.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeR...
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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{buys one of those drinking bird toys, so she doesn't have to keep pressing the button herself.}
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Le Tigre
@tigredepapier.bsky.social
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I think someone else did Jesus long time ago...
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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trolley nonproblem
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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📌
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Darkhoarse
@darkhoarse.bsky.social
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Unfortunately I recognize this story
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max power 尊
@powerrr.bsky.social
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HAHAHAHA
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gloomer worstie
@chaosentity.bsky.social
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“Stop! I can only get so erect!” .gif
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@d4v3.bsky.social
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"Just don't tell me your name. Eventually, this will work out ok."
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Alexander The Meh
@alexanderthemeh.bsky.social
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Martha is a Silly Goose 🪿 (and collector of weirdos)
@marthatjie.bsky.social
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It’s never about the money (although it doesn’t hurt to get some).
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William Seligman
@acorn.garden
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I would have a simpler resolution: STRANGER: If you press this button, someone you don't know dies. WOMAN: Do I know you? *Presses button*
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@richardcaulknbawls.bsky.social
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Inadvertant Fallout references are always the best references
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Derrell Durrett
@derrelldurrett.bsky.social
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I wish this didn't make me laugh, because being sick right now that just turns into a coughing fit....
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Loredena Frisealach
@loredena.bsky.social
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Can I choose? I might pay if I could. Someone I don’t know just means never met, not never heard of, right.
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Dustin Du Cane
@dustinducane.bsky.social
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Arnaud Amalric says yes.
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James Gardner
@jegcomposer.bsky.social
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Was the woman Nicola Willis?
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Minuit
@zoroark.ca
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*starts playing the button like a bongo*
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SimonJester007 🌊👥🌊🌊🗽 Beats❤️🔥
@simonjester007.bsky.social
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😳😳😳
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Mike from Burke (now Cville)
@mikefrburkecville.bsky.social
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You’re a goddamned genius.
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DawnRay
@dragongirlb.bsky.social
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So my guess is the women ran for Congress. Yes I'm being sarcastic... Well sort of
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James Lee Jobe
@jamesleejobe.bsky.social
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😜
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Mike 🍯
@mooiiike.bsky.social
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That’s too much power, can I please have that box?
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Put Not In Thine Broadsheets That I Became Angered
@clockworklady.bsky.social
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I mean based on world death statistics odds are someone I don't know dies if I DON'T press the button.
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Jeff Thompson
@jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and I'm not even high.
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Valarie Smith
@valarie.bsky.social
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Anyone else remember Mare Winningham in this Twilight Zone episode?
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Larissa Kelly
@larissakelly.bsky.social
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Great minds.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rz...
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Maroon Phoenix
@maroonphoenix.bsky.social
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A lot of people run around maskless and sick knowing they statistically will kill or disable someone, so I’m just glad we don’t have the button technology because we’d all be dead in 24 hours.
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Shaun Horton
@authorshaunhorton.bsky.social
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I was about to repost this because I found it funny at first, but then I realized this is actually all politicians do all day.
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Iizard
@iizard.bsky.social
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Average American voter TBH
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HelenenenBack
@helenenen.bsky.social
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Why is it a woman? Men do the most killing by far.
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James Van Fleet
@horrorfilms101.bsky.social
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Feel like Matheson would get a kick out of this.
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Danger Manley
@dangermanley.bsky.social
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📌
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Dangerous Lines
@dangerouslines.bsky.social
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I know people who would seriously do this.
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Blockstensmannen
@blockstensmannen.bsky.social
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I Dissent Cha Cha
@rachacha.bsky.social
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This is dark.
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BraveryTEWalker
@braverytewalker.bsky.social
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I finally lost it at "Jesus Christ."
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ
@coyoteden.bsky.social
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“What? It was going to happen anyway!”
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Kevin OMalley
@holyshitimfucked.com
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"Slightly aroused" Tell me about the person that died.
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