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Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social |
“i swear my employees just created this video for me urging shareholders to vote to give me billions of dollars after i laid off thousands of their coworkers i didn’t have anything to do with it, honest!”
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Dale Newton
@pylusha.bsky.social
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Tesla has sold 5 million cars, and Musk want a $55b pay package, which equates to Musk receiving $11,000 for every car sold. Tesla employees ~115,000, and if they gave Musk a $5b pay package, and spread out the other $50b to their employees they'd each receive ~$435,000.🤷♂️
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@kbethany.bsky.social
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I would have thought the “employee” was Adrian Dittman. It Elon isn’t tech-smart enough to have done it on his own 🙄
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Han Solo Mio
@hansolomio.bsky.social
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EVE!!~ ^v^ 🦅🐺 🔜 SEATTLE
@bonequeeneve.monster
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*community note: no the fuck we didn't
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Nigel Tufnel
@misterrora.bsky.social
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Please also ignore the fact that over the last 2 years, your money would have done better in a mutual fund tied to any standard stock index.
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WeirwoodTreeHugger
@weirwoodtreehug.bsky.social
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This is like when 90s entertainment media tried to convince us Tori Spelling auditioned for 90210 under a fake name and was cast without anyone knowing she was the showrunner's daughter.
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Andrew S.
@shoutingboy.bsky.social
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"Tesla workers poured into the streets in a voluntary show of support for the policies of Elon Musk in a spontaneous celebration of 'Workers Spontaneously Show Support for the Policies of Elon Musk Day'"
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Wï ♾
@tosky.bsky.social
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حسبي الله عليه خرب تويتر 😣
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Wï ♾
@tosky.bsky.social
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ما أحب اشوف هالاشكال هنا 😞
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Ugly Margarita
@ncalcote.bsky.social
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Demand≠ask
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G. Smith
@therealgsmith.com
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Somehow I have my doubts
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Clint
@eaglepursuit.bsky.social
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Quetzalcoatl: The Aztecs just put this together on their own! The Aztecs: *ritually sacrificing hundreds of people to appease the wrath of Quetzalcoatl*
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🔻falcon-delivered al-Yassin 105 𓅃
@merthyr1831.bsky.social
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he's sexually assaulted the twitter admin hasn't he
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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His absolutely real top followers on Twitter demanded it. bsky.app/profile/ygal...
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Alten Försterei in SF 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@nickel76.bsky.social
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Really can’t handicap who is more dumb in this situation
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Sad Operator From Hell
@grilling.bsky.social
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As a German I read "volition" as "Vollidiot" (jackass) and it made sense :)
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Sacha Prins
@sacha.prins.net
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“I won’t ask for it but if you don’t put this together of your own volition you are all fired.”
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Raelee May Carpenter, Capitalism's Folk Devil
@raeleemaycarpenter.bsky.social
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God, this guy is such a dipsh*t. He's the best evidence that the US meritocracy is a lie, and he gets up everyday like he's trying to prove even more how ridiculous a lie it is.
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Wingofbenu
@wingofbenu.bsky.social
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protect your rights as shareholders by handing large sums of cash to Elon somehow
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Ian
@newlander.bsky.social
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They just don't want to be a part of the next round of job cuts.
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tired musings
@tiredmusings.bsky.social
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“Everyone is saying I deserve this money”
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Jugband
@jugbandjames.bsky.social
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I'm tempted to buy TSLA stock just to vote against his compensation package, and then immediately sell it.
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曹昌倫
@arlentsao.bsky.social
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His job is so easy... just lounge around, fire people here and there, say random useless things online, then get more money.
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Matt
@mtblah.bsky.social
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I worked for a company where the CEO walked away with a $70 million golden parachute after a buyout. NOBODY in the company supported that. This is such BS.
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Steven Brier
@sebrier.bsky.social
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Alas, I voted "against" on both.
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Ronconauta
@ronconauta.bsky.social
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Dude was really counting on those money, right? I mean, he's increasingly and publicly asking for them. I'm sure it's also a question of principle but, you know, it really sounds like with the twitter 44b debacle he really needs those. He's so much in debt
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Vince
@chillshorts57.bsky.social
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Considering the amount of churn I hear from his companies (lots of employees work there for a year, pass their major review, then apply to other companies with a gisnt resume boost), I don't think anyone outside executives has worked for him long enough for this video
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Jeremy 🇨🇦
@thatgeoguy.ca
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Real Tesla employees could do the funniest thing right now
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Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus
@kentparkskeet.bsky.social
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The quality of modern lying is much diminished.
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Hoarder of Ball Lids 𓅃
@lids.bsky.social
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Cringe
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Zachary Reese
@zreese.bsky.social
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"no, seriously, these hostages WANT you to give me a helicopter"
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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"ok, it's Sunday morning, if we don't get this video out before the Sunday evening layoffs we're fucked! who knows iMovie?"
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CaseyL
@caseyl.bsky.social
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Aren't the largest shareholders Musk, his family, and whatever friends he still has? I think, between them all, they have at least 40%.
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Chris Doyon
@nilbog3000.bsky.social
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having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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A-A-Ron
@aroun.bsky.social
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Well he probably didn’t “ask” for it in the literal sense, that’s true…
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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*hot dog guy* we're all looking for whoever forced them to make this video
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Casey Wagner
@cannibal.holiday
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Is elon needs money dot com already taken?
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Tim Park
@timpark.bsky.social
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PS. I control their bonus and stock and reviews are just around the corner.
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thomascoyle
@thomaskcoyle.bsky.social
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Of course Musk didn’t ask, it was more in the way of an order for them to do this hostage video.
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susyemeralds
@susyemeralds.bsky.social
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omg he's pathetic
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