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A cluttered mind


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Perfect name 💯

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It’s called CANnabis, not CANTabis.

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Am I homicidal or do I need a nap: a memoir

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My husband: What is that? Me: Are you serious? H: Yes Me: It’s an Easter Island head H: Never heard of it Y’all. This man has two graduate degrees. (Christian homeschooled tho 🤔)

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Also tomorrow in the New York Times, Bill Cosby on “Why It’s Paranoid To Watch Your Drink Carefully In Bars”

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Riana's avatar Riana @riana.bsky.social
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Decided just now to start rereading Hitchhikers Guide for the first time in many years and uh

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Drinking Coffee and thinking about Comics

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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The fact that Dems, within 16 years, nominated an environmentalist and a feminist for president, who won the popular vote but lost the EC, and that the party's overwhelming response was not "We must abolish the EC" but "Heh yeah our nominees sucked lol" is such a classic case of learned helplessness

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.

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Chloé Stawski 's avatar Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social
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from the bottom of my heart

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K.B. Spangler's avatar K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com
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Relevant to that NYT piece that's going around...if your vote didn't still matter, they wouldn't be trying everything to convince you it was worthless.

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Sturg48's avatar Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social
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I wish the Democrats were who the right said they were.

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Ned Resnikoff's avatar Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social
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I've become convinced that one of the biggest obstacles to better road design in commercial areas is well-off business owners who drive their BMW to work every day and find it impossible to imagine a customer who uses any other mode of conveyance to arrive at the shop.

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that's just me, pulling up my executive function by its caffeinated boot straps

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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in my body, amidst the microplastics, lingering COVID antibodies and toxic additive chemicals, there is a lot of coffee residue. makes it all worth it

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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internet was down and i was stuck with my own stupid thoughts like some kind of animal

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Can I cancel my subscription to the Supreme Court?

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andy van slyke's avatar andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
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My job's cybersecurity training said to "never assume a connection is real" and I was like I'm WAY ahead of you, pal

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo's avatar MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social
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13 The maximum number of times you can use the word moist during a call before they refuse to deliver pizza to your house

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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I do not ever know which emojis to use. I think because I grew up on movie quotes to describe emotions.

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Little Shop of Horrors with Jack Black in every role

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Dave Cactus's avatar Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social
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[road rage in Boulder] Hey man, do you mind getting out of the

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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚's avatar The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚 @theshrimpening.bsky.social
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I would kill it in a 4th of July coffee drinking contest

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lalalyds's avatar lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social
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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad

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I’m going to do it. I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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He would wake up one morning covered in off brand mini wheats

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I need a few days to recover from the fact that life is still happening

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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According to the 8th amendment I don't have to participate in your small talk just because I came to the cookout and ate a hot dog.

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He’s pissed he got zero Tinder matches so he’s gonna get his swipes by force

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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How dare you threaten me with a phone call

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Another one that should be blasted off planet

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Blackrock CEO : as a billionaire i think the only way to shore up retirement and social security is for people to work into their 70s Press : so there’s no other option Billionaire : none that comes to mind

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it’s nice to know on this independence day that it is now illegal to be free

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Ouija Board: G-E-T B-E-N-T L-O-S-E-R Me: …grandma?

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Oisín McGann's avatar Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social
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I have to say, the efforts of the Republican Party in the US to convince left-wing voters that voting doesn’t matter have been astonishingly successful. The number of people on here who say their vote doesn’t make any difference . . . so autocracy it is, I guess?

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Ohhh say can you see, by the dawn's early light [leaf blower noises]

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The more dangerous another Trump term is demonstrated to be, the more frantically NYT et al post repetitive knocks on Biden, and it's just accepted by many that this is a normal, rational and objective state of affairs.

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When people complain about Roe, that’s where the finger needs to be pointed

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