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Then I've done my job. Also, the bouncer can throw unruly drunks a quarter mile.
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@metboy.bsky.social
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Then I've done my job. Also, the bouncer can throw unruly drunks a quarter mile.
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@metboy.bsky.social
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The CATOBAR has an appeal, but is mostly a military joke.
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L O L G O P
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Maybe this is the only poll people should be talking about today.
jessica.substack.com/p/most-ameri...
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@metboy.bsky.social
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Paratroopers will jump out of a fully functional airplane. So they can get closer to people trying to kill them. These are the kinds of people who ENJOY the fighting part.
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@metboy.bsky.social
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I'd like to remind everyone that everything is bigger in Texas. Except the power grid. Which is teeny tiny, pathetic, and should be mocked.
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My only note is that we could more tightly associate the two outcomes, at least when possible. I.e. Instead of healthcare we got Theranos. High speed rail vs Tesla Etc.
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WildGorillaMan
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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Fruit Freak
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs
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Kameron Hurley
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I want to start an ad campaign: "Instead of high speed rail we got... Theranos." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of universal healthcare we got... Juicero." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of clean tap water we got... NFTs." TAX BILLIONNAIRES
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@metboy.bsky.social
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What would be the ratio of actual hauntings to real estate scams to insurance fraud? (Any world with actual ghosts is going to wind up having undead insurance)
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Supersatanson🔞
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ADP#36 - Slime Magmancer
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@metboy.bsky.social
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We can also teach lessons on organizational technique.
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Max Kennerly
@maxkennerly.bsky.social
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.
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Col. Boozy Badger
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Please Shep, I have to go to court soon.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
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it’s like emma goldman said:
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Cats of Yore
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Current POV: happily trapped.
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@metboy.bsky.social
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There's a moment in FFXIV that does this for me, crying and cheering. Light the way.
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Shepherd
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All I know about them is this skeet and I know I would take a bullet for them.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
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happy belated 5-year anniversary to what is, for my money, the greatest political post of all time
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And nothing of value was lost.
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Pookleblinky
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As a person who picked up banjo and trumpet in middle age, I can assure you you are *not* too old to annoy the absolute shit out of your neighbors. Start learning that instrument you wish you knew how to play, make enough weird sounds with it and eventually you'll meet the devil at the crossroad
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Sky 🐁
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listen up fives, Aten is speaking
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@metboy.bsky.social
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So, once?
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Wrong Station
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Many young men are unable to get a date on account of being insane. Their solution to this is to become much more insane. The logic is bad, but they’ve made themselves too insane on purpose to understand this
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April Gardner
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Hey remember when Utah launched a carelessly thrown together form to report trans people in public spaces?
New snitch line is up, but requires a Utah IP address to submit. Would be a real shame if a bunch of people used VPNs to fill it with useless data again.
hotlineform.utah.gov/equal_opport...
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Adopt a Pet
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